Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but only to find out the $5,000,000,000 deposit is due next week, with payments of $2x10^6,000,000,000 for every month afterwards.

I wish we didn't kill so many trees in school.

Granted but- who am I kidding? that's not granted! Now scram kid! /me sits atop his pile of autographed rare games (reply to Xk cuz I'm kool)

I wish...

Edit: /me bans Danny

Granted, now you kill so many trees in the rainforests instead!

I wish the Rangers would find their way back to the Mushroom Kingdom...

Granted but they come to a bridge....

I wish I could climb a mountain without my clothes on while skinny dipping a pool and watched eggman say No for 1 hour at the same time

Granted, but you start getting a cold from it

I wish to make art out of straws

Granted, but the big bad wolf blows it all down.

I wish that I could be unbanned.

@StarBuddy: STARBOY! That is so ru- oh, you said straws! I thought you said drawers, another word for underwear! Uh, to avoid further embarrassment that one's granted with no further question!

@DannyBoyTheDude: Granted, but now you can't remember your password!

I wish I knew why different words had so many different meanings within the same language.

Granted, but your embarrassment increases the more you know about what people are actually saying.

I wish Mega Man 8 didn't have such terrible voice acting. Yuck.

Granted, now it makes all the other games with voice acting look inferior

I wish I could ride in a plane every day

Granted, you are now a Planeswalker and visit a different plane every day. Today you are in the vast, gothic cityscape of Ravnica!
_{It's okay, StarBuddy! It was just a play-on-words corruption! It wasn't the least bit serious!}
I wish everybody would come to appreciate the kindness StarBuddy gives to everybody and not take it for granted.

Granted, but then no one liked the earlier books and threw them away.
I wish I owned a stable.

Granted, but it takes up your entire backyard
_{Thanks, NintendoBuddy =)}

I wish I lived near an aquarium

Granted, but there's no marine life in it!

I wish I could speak dolphin.

Granted, but then you could only speak dolphin.
I wish I could speak horse.

Granted, now you cannot speak human anymore

I wish I could visit every art museum in the world

Granted, you visit the Sir Richard Every Art Museum in Ooooyum, Chickenburg. It's the most sub-par art gallery in the world.

I wish StarBuddy could at least visit the Louvre in France.

Granted, But but when you came back you knew every single painting in the world, and your head blew up.
I wish I could draw a perfect horse picture.

Granted, you draw an immaculate picture of a man with a sore throat!
_{See what I did there?}
I wish for StarBuddy to pass his art studies with flying colours!

Granted, but the colors fly so fast that the teacher never sees them, and StarBoy fails the class!!!! NO!!!! lol

I wish I had an internet connection in my room instead of in the dining room.

Granted, but you only have dial-up speeds in your room, which means no Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I wish everybody had access to the wonder of Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection (as well as a Wii, Nintendo DS or Nintendo 3DS with which to connect).