Topic: Celebrate International talk like a pirate day

So International talk like a pirate day is nearly upon us (Se... so i thought i would see how other Nintendo life members plan to celebrate and what preparations you have been making.

If you are a noob to this you can follow the above link for all kinds of pirate related goodness, you can learn how to talk like a pirate, this English to Pirate translator should come in useful, you can even learn some pirate pick-up lines, imagine the joy on the face of a girl when she realises you have gone to the effort of learning some pirate pick-up lines especially for her on this joyous day.

To help with the celebrations we can play a little game where you come up with a caption to go with the picture below, i will start with -
"Oh crap, Somali pirates !!"

And remember my mateys, why are pirates called pirates??????????? They just AAARRRGGGGHHHH

Laughs out loud! Aaaarggghhh!! Well done Captain Stevie thanks for informin' us o' such an important event. I shall make aye I spread t' word. I think I've got a pirate hat somewhere, I shall have t' don it upon on such a momentous day. Where's me treaaye?

Oh, and here's me pirate picture......

"What t' bloody hell has happened here then. Where's me grog?"

@Roopa132 - Carefull land lubber or i'll make you walk the plank.

Here is a picture of me dressed as a pirate at a fancy dress party

Hmmm....how to celebrate...well, there's always drinking rum and going "argh" and pillaging nearby houses and getting scurvy!! It all sounds like fun....except for the last one.

Stevie t' pirate in t' flesh, be that your crew?

No Machu this is my crew

This is from the year before the other photo where we put significantly less effort in and decided to all make pirate costumes out of bin bags, hence my crew are called the bin bag pirates.

They be a rag tag bunch for aye. Here's some treaaye matey, for all your had work.

Shiver my timbers, what a generous offer me matey, my galley will always be open to you if you feel the urge to go on a sea fairing, swashbuckling adventure pillaging and looting scurvy sea dogs around the seven seas.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!! It soon be pirate day!
I'll celebrate it with me crew in the normal way, a good old fashioned bit o' hearty pillaging!!!
Be careful out there on them open waters tho' Stevie, I'll be looking to plunder that there glorious bounty Mr Machu so kindly gave to ya...

Ahoy thar, maties!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrgh you ready to starrrrrrrrght a thread here involving piratey punssssssssssssss?????????? Arrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

Jack Sparrow: "I don't know him!"

ah captain thar be an island on that thar horizon, with fruit aplenty and exotic beauties as far as t' eye can see, set sail upon t' winds o' treaaye and we will be bountiful! arg!

Can I intrest any of you in one of my fine leather jackets ???

aye cap'n i feel like rescuing princesses n' plunder, I'll need me a jacket.

Oh and... AAARRRGGGGGHH!

Arg, I'm not fit for t' sea's t' day Captain, a little too much grog last night, well, a lot much. Me heads bangin' and me parrot won't stop squawkin'. I'll be aft on duty tomorrow. Aaarrgg!

My name be StarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhBoy91. Charrrrrrrrggggghhhhhmed to meet y'all!
[Gets shot by Captain Hook]

Arrr me harties! Blasted bilge rats and barnacles! Aaaarrrrrrrr! Aye, there be plunderin tae be done. Hoist the main sail mateys!

Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

Ahoy there, too much grog for this pirate last night aswell, at least i have 2 days to recouperate before the main event.

What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!

Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!

Ahoy, thar me harties! Personal regaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhds from StarrrrggghhhBoy91. Hope my comment doesn't seem ajaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhr. Best of wishes t'all of ye. Arrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh.
["He's still alive?????" - James Hook and Jack Sparrow muttered]

Ahoy thar, me harties. It be importn't to remind us of such an importn't day of swashbucklin' an pillagin'.

Grog, wenches and booty for everyone!

BTW there be a three-headed monkey behind ye!