Random: Nintendo, Stop Teasing Us With Chocolate Joy-Con

They probably work better than the real ones

Nestle used to make the drifter bar, didn’t they?

The first ever case of Chocolate Drift… well it would have been if they had actually sold these!

@Kiyata I had Chocolate Drift once after a particularly dodgy curry.

I'd been eating my actual joy-cons. Was I doing it wrong?

Now I want chocolate Joy-Con.

Someone will pick this up and put it on Etsy for £200

“Hey there tall, purple and handsome. You sure know how to press my buttons. You Switch me on like no one else. Me and you, we just… click”

Said Tingle, delicately placing another miniature chocolate Joy-Con into Waluigi’s mouth.

And so begins Waluigi’s Tingling Love: Cupid’s Cocoa Conquest, the long awaited third instalment in the Tingle trilogy.

…Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.

As somebody mentioned drift yet, I know we are only 9 comments in at the moment.

Happy Valentine's day everyone!

Give me a good 300g choco-con, then we’ll be talking 🍫

You place one on a table and it slowly moves to the left to simulate the true joy con experience

@Maxz I hate that you typed this out, but I also want someone to make a full fanfiction about this now.

Have a break, have a joy con. Good for break-up during Valentine's day.

They can make a sweet variation and an actual physical joy-cons version.

Valentine's Day..............bah humbug!

ad campain: they Switch in your mouth, not in your hands. "Snap" me off a piece of that joy con drift.

No more choco drifts... lol

"My Joy-Cons drift, but my love for you never will!"

They look weirdly appetizing, I'll take a entire box

How cute. Hopefully they won't drift to the left or right whenever I try to eat them.

Nintendo, baby! You're leavin' money on the table!

This idea sounds a little bit off, if you get my drift.

Considering making choco is popular in Japan, I would love to see them sell molds.

@Ryu_Niiyama I wouldn't put it happening in Japan but for the rest it probably won't happen.

@SwitchForce which is what I was getting at. I’m fine with importing.

Since the drift jokes have been done, I think they should make chocolate Switch game cards, since those would likely be tastier than actual Switch games. They look so appetizing, but all you end up with is a mouthful of disappointment.

@E-Man just remember, a month from today is "steak and bj" day

Weird. If it's not real, what's the point? :/

@sdelfin : And only if the "carts" resemble those for quality games.

Because no stomach of mine will ever be digesting Balan Wonderworld cartridges, be it real or chocolate.

It was bad enough getting COVID and needing to stay home on Valentine's Day (I'm good now, don't worry), but then Nintendo had to do this to me. I'm crying.

Bruh why Nintendo had to do us like dat?
Jokes aside I did get Pokémon legends Arceus as a valentines gift along with a giant Hershey kiss and some little Hershey’s pieces.

I actually thought these were actual new Joy-Con colours. Chocolate & Cream (Cookies & Creme?) sets would be kinda dope.

… Wun can only hope.

i want this chocolate Joy-Cons for my easter