'Amazing Princess Sarah' Mixes Castlevania And Super Mario 2, And It's Out This Week

What are thooooose!

... I have several questions.

Cute visual design, but that music is incredibly generic sounding.

@Shiryu ...maybe that castle is in Silent Hill and that boss represents the sexual nature of the main character's personal torment?

Preordered this with discount- about £4. Looking forward to playing it tomorrow

@Shiryu that is ....... something else

@damien33ad lighten up babe

@damien33ad so any women with cleavage is filth, people take their kids to the beaches and most women wear more revealing things than this.

Forget about enemies...look at THOSE!

Surely they have to be bad for the posture? 😳

Now there's a Princess I can get behind!

@damien33ad the most hilarious, repressed comment I’ve read on here.

Um, this looks........... Yeah uh I'll probably skip this for personal reasons.

It's like a cross between Castlevania and Super Mario 2, but not in an organic, improved evolution kind of way... rather in a spliced DNA from what is (maybe) a strand of fiber collected from the NES cartridges that were found abandoned in the back of a freezer in a town that now no longer exists. Plus it turns out that it wasn't "fiber" but rather the dismembered leg of a cockroach that spent its life learning human language by reading "just for the articles," a certain famous adult magazine.

Super creative idea to make the protagonist wear garters and have large assets

I love creative odd character design. Peeked my interest ....

Woo that artstyle looks bad. Also did they run out of armor in that castle? This game should allow you to be oneshot by almost everything. And she should insta die on a ice level. I’m putting on a sweater just looking at this.

To be fair, I think the artist knew what he was doing. How many of you clicked on this article just because of the thumbnail? 🙄

Yeahhh, this will be a hard pass. There's MUCH better Metroidvanias out there.

Looks decent enough for a future cheap sale pickup.

Huh, bit of a genderswapped Hamlet situation in the plot? If MY dad wants to be seduced by a demon mistress, more power to him I say.

@thiz It actually cost 0.99p on 360 twelve years ago

She's got great big.....tracks of land!

Gameplay looks cute.

Apparently the official art is distracting.

@HamatoYoshi so relieved to see the amount of likes on your comment, despite the constant narrative that is being forced into news articles by certain editors of NintendoLife and a loud minority of ree users.

I playing this currently. It's not a masterpiece or anything but it's pretty darn fun.

@DumbElder I imagine if I make that comment in a few years time I’ll probably be banned from the page!

I can't help but notice that the box art version Sarah has huge... tracts of land.

@PessitheMystic Thumbnail got me here, yes, but only to make fun of the game.

This looks like the kind of game you'd see on a list of "Obscure TurboGrafx CD Games Worth Playing Today," right down to the title that sounds like a terrible localization of some Japanese name like
Tengoku no Akuma Nage: Subarashī Oppai Hime!!

I wonder if that was intentional or if the developer is just really bad at naming things.

The game’s logo is what puts me off the most.

@Drac_Mazoku That naturist princess mode sounds fun!

Well they definately have two strong arguments for buying the game.

But in all seriousness and I wonder about this all the time: How stupid must some of these heroes in games be to wear such outfits? The chances of you getting fatally hurt are ten times higher than they are when you’re wearing regular armor. It just makes no sense.

One I will pick up. This one was also released in 2014 so it is not a new game persay

Talk about back problems.....

...I saw boobs, now I'm here.

...Seriously, though...I just bought Civilization VI on Switch and its expansions since they were all on sale. I'm good until Big Brain Academy comes out next month. lol

Anyone thinking of double dipping?

@NintendoJunkie Main character seems to be able to carry her boobs perfectly fine so its certainly not because of them. If anything her pair could have been a tad bigger so they woud be more visible during gameplay too. ❤

The gameplay footage looks good. If it checks out with reliable reviewers I imagine it would be a bargain basement purchase for me at some point. Maybe

This look cute, and I like 2D platformers as well as cute things so it's probably gonna be a buy for me.

@Annalina k

@Shiro28 Literally already happened, lol. I won't tag the person as to give them attention, but it happened early in the comments.

@Tobiaku Agreed, she does carry them well. She probably does a lot of core exercise.

@Kilroy That's hilarious lol it doesn't take long and too much to have them triggered lol

Bewbs .... That is all

So, I noticed the Switch trailer in the eShop has the thumbnail censored to show less cleavage. This is going to sound shallow af, but it would be nice to know if Switch and the other platforms are 1:1 or if anything else is censored.

@Kilroy Thats not shallow, thats common sense. Good you noticed. Could it be ESRB counting it as boxart? ESRB has for some reason issues with boobs. Seen cleavages censored on covers before, and in case of sometimes the US have recived brand new box art because of it.

I like the concept but it also looks painfully generic

@Annalina
Edit: Oh new user. Nevermind. Wasted my time replying. Ban Hammer has been swung so I deleted my reply.

Back to the topic; that pixel art looks really inconsistent on top of the absurdity of it. However provocation sells; pretty sure this will be another mediocre gameplay experience.

Sarah has good boob, but none of that is seen in game. So perhaps I'll actually be focused.