The console war is heating up once again with the addition of a new contender: the KFConsole. Yeah, really. It's not the first time we've seen fast food turn to gaming: we've seen Arby's partner with Cuphead, McDonald's getting into Animal Crossing, and previous KFC stunts have involved a chicken-restaurant-themed-island in New Horizons, too.
The Switch may be great for playing the latest Zelda games, but the KFConsole includes "the world's first built-in chicken chamber" to keep your poultry snacks warm (and presumably tasting like computer fumes). Can Mario keep your chicken warm? No, he can't.
KFC's spokesperson, Mark Cheevers, took the time to issue an offer/threat to other platforms:
"If Sony or Microsoft want any tips on how to engineer a chicken chamber for their efforts next time, they’d be welcome to get in touch."
Seems like they're either too chicken to take on Nintendo... or maybe they know something we don't. Could the next Nintendo console already have a chicken chamber? You heard it here first, folks.