The world of Splatoon is populated almost entirely with cephalopods as far as we know. Although Judd may be the only furred creature left on the planet, any cat-owner knows he'll still find a way to get his hair over everything every squid in a 10-km radius owns. Do they even have, like, bones and stuff under all that fluff?
Perhaps that's why, according to Famitsu, an official Splatoon lint roller is being made in Japan to mirror the classic Splat Roller from the game. This item will join what seems to be a rush of Splatoon-themed items recently, including a water gun and these squishy little squid-toy-things. There does not yet appear to be any word on when this item will be available or how the West can grab them, so keep your eyes peeled.
It's pretty safe to say we've entered the "anything goes" zone of Splatoon novelties. Anything else you'd like to see?