With its 90-degree turns and grid-based gameplay, Tetris takes a few liberties with the laws of physics (not to mention why these blocks are dropping and disappear once adjoined.) But what if its physics were a little more fluid; a little more unforgiving? That's what Not Tetris is all about.
A free PC download, Not Tetris is all about smooth movements and watching as your blocks hopelessly stack up as it's impossible to clear lines. What's the point of this, you might ask? Who knows, but it perfectly replicates the chaos of fitting pieces into place without ever getting the satisfaction of seeing them disappear. Check out the video below and download Not Tetris to satisfy the masochist in you.
[source facepunch.com]
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O_O
LOLWUUUUUUUT!?!?!?!?
Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.......................................
Tetris for drunks?
That's a cruel and sick joke. Played by the devil.
/me is DLing it right now
THE ULTIMATE VERSION OF TETRIS ARRIVES! **bows down**
This reminds me of pirated versions of video games that are worse than the original version, only this looks pretty good. Its purpose is to be impossible, which is hilarious.
aka GMod Tetris.
Mega LOL.
What's the point?!
This is how you play Tetris in hell.
hahaha
So, Tetris with physics? Imagine someone actually clearing a level, let alone a line.
Isn't working on my system. Oh well.
> It wont work, it says its a 'high risk' virus! im so mad!!
So all you have to do is watch bricks fall down and lose? ... Where's the download button?!
Bastardtris 2? Me want.
I couldn't watch the whole video, it made me want to cry
The first thing I thought of as I read the story was this...
I'm going to avoid downloading this in order to preserve my sanity. I could feel myself getting worked up just watching that video. XD
That looks like the weirdest thing ever. Too bad the link is broken. I'd like to see how insane I'd get if Tetris had physics...
Epic. Only way it would be better would be an actual cart release!
I expected "Winners Don't Use Drugs!" to pop up. >:3
Everything is whited out except for the beam and square pieces. I am using Windows XP 1280x800, 32 bpp, wtf?
Update: Works flawlessly in Vista 64 bits
Even if you create a row of blocks, they don't disappear...
This is pretty cool actually ! So getting it on VC!
well, i'e always failed at tetris, so might as well get this to humor me.
@Gogata - what makes you think that Not Teris is coming to the VC? It's not.
Yay, the link is working again!
Just played a round, and it's the weirdest thing I ever played.
Seriously, when they say it's not Tetris, they ain't joking.
I'm going to send this game to all the perfectionists I know. It'll be pure torture.
WTF.
CHEAP WAY TO ENJOY SATURDAY NIGHT
Step 1-Download this game
Step 2-Invite someone over (preferably poor)
Step 3-Say you'll give them twenty dollars to beat one level of this game
Step 4-Sit back and watch
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