Drizzle Season is coming to an end in Splatoon 3 and that means that it is once again time to get chilly.
Chill Season 2023 kicks off on 1st December and it is set to bring a whole new batch of weapons, stages and gear to the Splatlands. This isn't quite the feature-rich update that we have seen from previous seasons, but there is still a lot of good stuff to get into, with new weapon loadouts and some returning classics to keep things interesting.
The following features were revealed by the @SplatoonNA Twitter account in the weeks leading up to the season opener, but with so much to take in, we have collected every newbie and sorted it into its relevant category below.
Ready to see what gifts Chill Season 2023 will bring? Let's get swimming...
On this page: Splatoon 3 Chill Season 2023 - Every New Feature
Splatoon 3 Chill Season 2023 - Every New Feature
Weapons
Base Weapons
- Snipewriter 5B - A fresh take on the standard Snipewriter. Comes with a Splash Wall sub and Ink Storm Special Weapon.
- Foil Squeezer - A festive remodel of a regular Squeezer paired with Autobombs and the Splattercolor Screen.
- Undercover Sorella Brella - All the same stats as the normal Undercover Brella but teamed up with a Torpedo and Splattercolor Screen.
- Painbrush Nouveau - This jazzed-up Painbrush comes with the Point Sensor sub and Tenta Missiles Special.
- REEF-LUX 450 Deco - A new look for the regular model paired with the Splash Wall and Reefslider.
- S-BLAST '91 - All of the same stats as the S-BLAST '92 but with a fresh lick of paint and combined with both Burst Bombs and Booyah Bombs.
- Neo Splatana Stamper - The standard Splatana Stamper gets a fresh lick of paint and is now paired with Toxic Mist and the Crab Tank.
- Enperry Splat Dualies - A remodelled version of your standard Splat Dualies, now with Curling Bombs and the Triple Splashdown.
- Custom Blaster - All of the same stats as your regular Blaster with a new loadout of the Point Sensor and Triple Splashdown.
Special Weapons
Splattercolor Screen - Forms a moving ink wall that damages any enemy it touches and removes their ability to see the colour of ink. Be warned: it looks like a shield, but it is not a shield.
Triple Splashdown - Splatoon 2's Splashdown special makes a return in a new triple form. This lets you leap into the air and summon two inky fists, each of which does splash damage to the surrounding area as you come back down to earth.
Stages
Robo ROM-en
This ramen restaurant makes its series debut in Chill Season 2022. Taking place around the eating area (and under a giant mechanical bowl of noodles), the stage looks to provide a good amount of high ground for the long-range players out there, and some intersecting slopes for some nifty close-quarters combat.
Bluefin Depot
Making its almighty return from Splatoon, Bluefin Depot will also be added to the stages pile in Chill Season 2023. The coal mine set-up has now been substituted for a living museum, with lifts and working machinery making for a battle full of crafty movement.
Gear
New Catalogue
It wouldn't be a new season without a new catalogue. You can get a look at some of the items, banners and gear that will be unlockable this time in the following teaser.
New Locker Items
As well as more customisation for your Inkling/Octoling, there is also a new batch of locker items to keep your storage looking fresh. The vibe appears to be 'cosy' this time around, with coffee, lanterns and letters taking centre stage.
Other
New Music
Predictably, there are also several new tunes to get Chill Season 2023 started with a bang(er). You can get a taste of one of the new battle anthems, 'Slopping Spree', from the Splatlandian pop group Chirpy Chirps below.
New Salmon Run Bosses
A brand-new Salmon Run boss will be heading to the egg-collecting game mode in Chill Season 2023. The Megalodontia looks to be big and mean, so prepare to throw in a lot of firepower to take it out.
New Tableturf Battle Cards
All of the new main and Special weapons that debut in Chill Season 2023 will be treated to a Tableturf Battle card, perfect for spicing up your current deck.
That's every newbie that we have spotted so far. Let's get ready to chill.
Comments 7
It honestly bums me out how fast I dropped off Splatoon 3, despite a strong hype lead up to the game, and a great first month with it.
But more than 1 and 2, 3 felt like it's been dragging its feet on content updates, with additions being even slower and the first two games. I know it's a bit much to ask for, but Splatoon 3 should have started with a lot more content than it did, and only added to that even more consistently to the point it renders 2 completely obsolete.
But that's just my opinion on the matter. Perhaps one day I'll return to the game, once most/all of the new content is in.
@Browny I think the decision to do 2 years of updates was a blessing and a curse. Splatoon 2 only did a year but they updated the game frequently. I think with 3 they thought the 3 month seasons would let a proper meta develop so they could better understand balance between weapons and find ways to develop new weapons to keep the game fresh, and give players who have strayed to other games a reason to come back. Nintendo has dropped some BIG games since Splatoon 3 dropped, and this gives players time to explore TotK or Mario Wonder and still feel like they can keep up with Splatoon 3. On the other hand, 3 months is a long time to wait for new content and dedicated players start to really feel that lull between updates, and it makes updates feel underwhelming when they finally drop because people have had so much time to build it up in their heads. In my opinion every season update has been huge and has always brought me back for a while to see what’s new, but I’ve also never seen a season update drop where the community didn’t complain about not getting this thing or that thing. I think a monthly release schedule with smaller updates might have been better received. Some weapons have had to wait a looooooong time to get their second kits.
@dr_frahnkunsteen
Honestly, I get the pros and cons as listed, and I even agree with the possible justification.
Follow Splatoon 2, and they burn up their reserves of content too quickly. But the Splatoon 3 model makes everything way too slow as a result.
I think a big part of this stems from Splatoon 3 being on Switch in the first place, rather than on the new console. I look at both, and while both have their own flavors, it's still Splatoon. Outside novelty, why would I want to play 3 over 2 when 2 has a wealth of MORE content, if not inherently "new"?
It's a bit of a mess either way. I don't begrudge the game or Nintendo, honestly. Mostly lament for myself that the game couldn't hold me as long as Splatoon 2 did. And I don't attribute that to series fatigue, as I want to play more Splatoon. But if all I'm doing is the same half dozen maps...
It's a bit of a sad pickle.
So happy to have the dualies with splashdown back. Was one of my favourite set ups in 2. 3 has been the better game in my opinion, and I’ve put more hours into it than I did 2. Honestly just being able to matchmake with my friends in any mode, with ease, will always put splatoon 3 way higher in my books. I’ve enjoyed the catalogues and “battle pass” esque seasons and updates. Amazing game
@JimNorman
This is actually a re-kit of the Undercover Brella. The Sorella Brella is the re-kit of the Splat Brella.
@Grim @Browny
I’ve taken to the idea that Splatoon, for better or worse, is a perfect candidate for a first free-to-play “live service” game from Nintendo. Yes, that involves the baggage that comes with the term, but there’s also some upsides, and the timing seems to line up too well. I’ll explain…
1. The seasonality of updates, with catalogs, weapon kits, and quality of life improvements, already falls under the “live service” banner, albeit one where the only costs are the price of the base game and the time investment a player chooses to put into each season.
2. With this in mind, Nintendo could choose to remove the barrier to entry that is the cost of the base game, and perhaps use a model like Halo Infinite’s, where the multiplayer is free-to-play, but the single-player campaign is a typical purchase for actual money from the store. Nintendo has seemingly been inching this way even with Splatoon 3, with the aforementioned seasonality of content, the additional single player DLC, the near-monthly Splatfests, certain other aspects such as Sheldon tickets to purchase weapons, and even PvE in the form of Salmon Run.
3. The move to this model for the series could help with the balance between drip-feeding content around seasons, and getting burnt out on content by just a few months in. That’s not to say the latter situation isn’t even more likely with a F2P/Live Service model, but it could also just be my own tendency to become overwhelmed by the finite nature of it, as that’s the biggest reason I don’t even attempt to progress the catalogs anymore myself.
4. Nintendo promised two free years of Splatoon 3 content updates, and the end of that promised two years leaves enough time in the year for Nintendo to announce their next console (my money’s on Super Nintendo Switch) and potentially the next entry in the Splatoon series. Of course, since we’d all love to see backwards compatibility with the first Switch generation, they could also announce the new console earlier in the year, potentially lining up with a new season in Splatoon 3, or even renewing the promise of seasonal updates beyond two years, which could still line up with a new console.
5. It’s a real stretch, but earlier in the year next year is when Nintendo will be shutting down online for Wii U, and of course the Wii U was the console that Splatoon originated on, so Nintendo could go full-circle and release the next Splatoon as just that, which would work from the perspective of repurposing the original name as a name for a F2P “live service” project, and as a path forward from the trilogy to something more in-line with what the series is known for (multiplayer).
All of that being said, I’m not entirely sure Nintendo is that forward-thinking just yet…
@CaleBoi25 A mighty good spot there! I have tweaked the text now. Thank you 😁
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