Didn't you hear? NoA's only copy of Super Smash Bros. was stolen by Space Pirates. Reggie tried to get Samus to go after them, but she refused because Nintendo turned her into every fanboy's dream in SSBB, which pissed her off. Instead, they had to send that "Remember me?" guy (that nobody remembers) from the Other M trailer to retrieve it. He hasn't returned yet, and nobody's heard anything from him. It looks rather bleak at the moment...
I've heard from him, his emergency escape pod landed in my house! With a copy of Starfox in his hand, that was now burnt! He should be on his way back to tell you he failed! Ridley really wants Smash Bros.!
Ahahaha, I didn't realize this thread was still alive!
So he's failed, has he? Not a big suprise. I mean, if you want people to remember you, at least do something to make yourself memorable. Don't fail in re-aquiring NoA's only Smash Bros. copy!
Ridley, though, yeah, that might be a problem. I figured once the higher-ups got hold of SSB we'd never see it again unless Samus took the job.
But maybe the girls from Sexy Poker can succeed where unknown dudes have failed...
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
@Phoenix: If he said "remember me?", then he can't be unknown!!! After all, we're (and by we I mean you) supposed to remember him.
How am I supposed to remember him? I've never seen him before in my life! He does resemble Armstrong Houston, but nothing can be confirmed as of now.
As for Smash Bros. coming out, there's really no way to know. NoA is random about these kinds of things, it seems, so there's really no real reason they haven't that I can think of.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
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