Morton Koopa Jr. never got potty trained and still poos himself sometimes.
Peach's favorite dessert is apple pie and cotton candy.
The Yoshi species prefer to eat their prey while it is still alive. They enjoy the sensation of a goomba or koopa troops squirming on the way down. They enjoy berries and other foods but any meat is preferred to be still alive during consumption.
Peach has enjoyed the thrill of being kidnapped over the years. She doesn't mind it anymore and it is not even an inconvenience to her anymore.
Yoshi's do not have genders, romantic relationships, or anything that comes with that. There is no need, since Yoshies come from eggs, which spawn infinitely from question-mark blocks.
The language of tektites is a thousand times more complicated than English or Hylian.
-
I'll just keep adding to this:
Every pixel in the Legend of Zelda overworld represents one block of cheese.
After the end of Super Mario 64, Mario discovers that the cake is a lie.
Super Metroid is actually a broadway musical. You can tell by the support beams.
Link is bread in Majora's Mask.
Also, Zelda is a girl
Every pixel in the Legend of Zelda overworld represents one block of cheese.
^ died at these.
The original Yoshi from Super Mario World was a trail blazer in ensuring the Yoshi species have equal rights from the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom. They were originally kept as pets, livestock, and circus performers until a peace treaty and civil rights movement was put in place. Princess Peach signed the document against Mario's wishes.
Bowser once hired Toadette as a baby sitter for Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings while he went out for a hot night in town. She was later found hog-tied on the side of the road and thrown in a ditch while the kids overdosed on sugar and candy.
Villager has been known to participate in Pagan rituals.
Yoshi's find it very tempting to eat their own eggs and young when they are first giving birth although it is considered a huge taboo among their community.
Kirby was thought by many to be genderless but he has gone on record to state this is false. He identifies as male and actually has a wife named Patricia.
Luigi died when he was a child. Mario blames himself for the death and hasn't gotten over it. Mario will often imagine that he's Luigi, or that Luigi is with him on his journey.
Ganondorf has successfully taken over the world 14 times. He dislikes being in charge of everything and enjoys the thrill of taking over the world. This causes him to sabotage himself every time he wins.
Luigi always helps Bowser to kidnap Peach.
Ridley would have been in Smash Bros, but he was on a Caribbean cruise at the time of filming.
When Lemmy needed his immunizations as a baby, Bowser took him to the local Pediatric clinic in the Mushroom Kingdom. Upon their arrival, Bowser was told by the staff that the doctor would not see him and he doesn't deal with Koopa "garbage". Shortly after, Bowser filed a lawsuit against the clinic for discrimination and hired a lawyer (Kamek) to do a background check against the racist doctor. It was then discovered that Doctor Mario wasn't even really a doctor, never finished medical school and shockingly never even graduated high school. Mario payed a whopping 10,000 coins and the case was settled out of court.
Link is actually in love with Phoenix Wright. They live in house in Florida
Samus always shaves her back every morning.
Lucas killed Reggie mother. That's why Reggie wouldn't release Mother 3.
Some random dude on Nintendo Life.
Toriel left for a while, so Freaky Fred took over her place!
Not changing this part of the signature until Nintendo announces Super Mario Sunshine 2.
[Started 10/31/15]
Mario and Luigi are time travelers.
Luigi is really Mario's son.
Mario Is his own grandfather.
Luigi is Mario's father,but not his own grandfather.
They found it so confusing that they just call each other Bro.
Forums
Topic: Create a random "fact" about a Nintendo character
Posts 1 to 20 of 92
This topic has been archived, no further posts can be added.