Topic: Nintendo is the best company on the planet, here's why.

• 8 more years of Switch game support to build up their stock leverage
• seamlessly combined Mario with Donkey Kong — a family-friendly cultural collaboration Europe was never able to accomplish in mainstream entertainment
• releasing the Zelda live-action movie with their other movie tie-ins during the Switch 2 lifespan to focus on their transition to film and realistic characters
• finally released hentai for kids on the Switch, something Japan was unable to safely do on children's education tablets for over 400 years
• the experimental mouse features on the Switch 2 are sensitive enough to function as built-in seismographs, creating a national earthquake prevention system by linking all consoles in a meshnet — try them during an earthquake!

Nintendo is in their prime, and my advice is to buy more Nintendo!

Nintendo isn’t the best company on the planet unless they localize Mother 3.

Maybe we shouldn't be making threads that are based around blind fanboyism for a company? Corporations are not our friends.

I love Nintendo too, but careful now, thems fighting words around here. 😆

To see so many people being unable to detect sarcasm these days is quite disturbing.

@stephalear It really is.

@stephalear
You'd think the national earthquake detection but would've given it away if the children's hentai didn't....

With that said, to me it reads as more AI slop than anything else

If ever there was a thread title to rile people up this has gotta be it (yes I know what the site is called)
All I'll say is no they are not especially not at the moment, and I'll just leave it to any of the other brave dissenters out there who dare to fill in all the blanks.