21PercentfulTue 9th Feb 2010 Random fact: Chuck Norris is a Christian. Who would've guessed? Just let it happen.
22Raylax Tue 9th Feb 2010 110percentful wrote:Random fact: Chuck Norris is a Christian. Who would've guessed?He doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris. Raylax
24PercentfulTue 9th Feb 2010 Raylax wrote: 110percentful wrote:Random fact: Chuck Norris is a Christian. Who would've guessed?He doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.Be careful, some are insulted about their religion easier than me. I have to admit, though, that was clever, and I did laugh. Just let it happen.
25RandomWiiPlayerTue 9th Feb 2010 What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. The Game.Is it after 9PM EST? You should probably ignore the above post.
26AstraeaTue 9th Feb 2010 Fact: Chuck Norris facts are ridiculous jokes about the martial artist and actor Chuck Norris. (Now I understand why there are jokes instead of facts in this thread )Joke: Chuck Norris eats frog legs so that they can't get away.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down [Edited Tue 9th Feb 2010 by Astraea] Astraea
27MagiFri 12th Feb 2010 110percentful wrote:Be careful, some are insulted about their religion easier than me. I have to admit, though, that was clever, and I did laugh.Then there are some folks who'll LOVE this one:Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus. Magi
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