Topic: Whatever happened to Chicken Brutus? Nevermind,he has returned!

I wanted to play Mario Kart Wii online against Chicken Brutus,but he is nowhere to be found. I haven't seen him for days. What happened to him?

He got run over crossing the road

Wiiloveit and I fried him up for our Sunday lunch.

Why don't you check his Twitter page, which he (bravely?) links in his signature on every post:
http://twitter.com/chickenbrutus

It would seem that he's hanging out with Master Shake. The real Master Shake. We might as well all say goodbye to him now, he's reached far beyond our social stratum.

oh yeah... didn't he mention in a thread (the Iwata or the Miyamoto one in General Discussion?) something about a convention in Miami? sounds like he actually went, lol.

I have now actually been to a Twitter page and I still don't know what it is. Awesome, I love the internet.

@Adam, my guess is that its a place where people write random text messages for no reason. Its just a guess though. (:

Don't forget, he's a bird. Anything could've happened to him.

He's doing God's work now. I'll get the popcorn.

Every theory posted in this thread is correct.

A lovely scan of the picture Dana Snyder drew of me, himself as a merman, and Master Shake will be posted soonishly, sort of, maybe, depending upon when/if I ever wake up.

Did Iwata try to have you for supper,Chicken Brutus?

Under cooked chicken is the worst. Never be eaten underfried Chicken Brutus.

and here i thought he couldn't learn to fly =P

Welcome back.

@Chicken Brutus: So I really did eat you? I'm sorry, man. Adam told me to find the McNuggets in a ChickenBrutus, and when I didn't know where they were from, I assumed that he was joking, and that it was actually made of processed crap, rather than yourself.

Also, here's a guy who has just signed up to twitter over the weekend. I find it humorous to watch him try and work out what to do, whilst using the system for his rather unique and knowledgeable (!) tweets.

Mr twittyman was funny so i laughed - HaHa

Here's the picture he drew: (utterly NSFW)
http://twitpic.com/70iqf

And the happy couple!
http://twitpic.com/70itq

Awesome guy. More on my Facebook, for those of you who have it. Also got a bunch of pics with Bruce Campbell. All in all, a pretty good weekend!

You guys are soooo wrong. He left because I called him Chicken Brutus Sandwich Banana Ice Cream Chowder Panini Justin Timberlake Rihanna.

No pun intended.

You can check the forum "I am not weird" At the bottom of the third page.

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I bet he ran into Chuck Norris while crossing the road. After that, he would have to go to the hospital because he was in critical condition. (I'm talking about Chicken guy.) That's why he was gone. BTW, you have all lost the game.

**ahem**... nice rack, dude. :3