Topic: What would you do?

I would love it, because it's so bad.

If you woke up one day, and the whole world was 2D?

I'd be beautifully skinny
if you got fake money without knowing it was fake?

I'd wear a cloak and black glasses to scare people on the street!
if you had to kill another you to save the world?

I would kill him

If you had to adopt a lion

We would have so much fun playing with each other.

If you and your friends went out in an adventure?

Make Catbug go back to the kitchen and make my sandwich.

If you were in F-Zero?

I'd be sure to show them my moves.

If you became a meme?

I'd feel like a purple Pikmin!
if you felt like the king/queen of the world?

End of the day, I'd probably get in trouble.
If someone you secretly loved visited you unannounced?

I would try my best to be polite when I ask them "When are you leaving?" Sorry, but I wouldn't be very happy about being near the one I love, no thanks to my awful Gynephobia.

What would you do if you were made all-powerful?

I'd destroy all weapons in the world, fix all the problems in the world and erase my own powers afterwads(that's how a hero does)
if you found real love in the blink of an eye?

destroy the world... TWICE!

what if someone took your klondike bar?

Chase after them and take back, by force if necessary.
You woke up the world of Lord of the Rings? (And stayed)

Teleport out.
If you were in an anime?

If I was in an anime, it'd be one hell of a roller-coaster ride.

If Miyamoto came to your house, and told you that you were the new Luigi, because Luigi died, and that you had to save Mario Land?

I'd have minute of silence in the name of the original L, take a deep breath and say with a tear roling on my face "it's Luigi time!"
if Mario was missing?

I guess I'd do my best. Maybe ask Mr, Miyamoto for advice every now and then.

I'd find adobe in Nairobi. EDIT: I was upstaged by @Guitardude7's reference.

What would you do if all of your closest friends forgot who you were?

I do, what I always do!
Make everyone Mad! And I see a few users who could use some of my Madness, as I speak.
This is going to be a good year for ME

I'd befriend them all over again and do it again and again as many times as needed to keep my important friends!
@EJM you naughty emperor if I wasn't a noob I'd teach you a lesson in a Pokémon battle here and now
if you were the last hope
For Men, Dragons and Dwarves
Spirits of the forest
Shy elves and trolls?

Meh, go back to bed.

If you were in a fighting tournament?