Topic: What would you do?

Parachute off.
If all the nintendo women showed up outside your house in swimsuits?

Be a gentleman and take them to the pool (I was thinking about something else, but this will do ).

If you forget your girlfriend's birthday?

Talk even less.

If you got mugged?

I would congratulate him on being the second-most good looking man on the planet, and then kill him.
What would you do if people suddenly couldn't see you?

Play hilarious pranks on them.

If you had a harem?

hope that no one of the girls is a tsundere
if you had a super fast car that can't be detected by speed radars?

Sell it.

If you suddenly came face to face with an exact copy of yourself?

Epic fight.

If you had only Magikarp to use in battles?

Dominate all who oppose me! >:]

If you could teleport to and from anywhere in the world

Speaking of ninjas...

I'd teleport somewhere where they were recording a movie for a split second so I the movie you would see me appear in the background.

If you were toy shopping, and the toys all came to life, what would you do?

Hug it, and pray for a Virtual Boy 2.

If you had Superman 64?

I DO have it.... it's good!
if you could only play Super Man 64 for the rest of your life?

I'd get a new hobby.

If you won the million dollar lottery?

Buying video games/systems, PC, house, motorcycle, and give the rest to charity.

If you were Tony Montana?

I would look myself up on the internet.

What would you say if news reporters broke into your house and asked you what you think about break-ins?

I'd tell them to remove the shoes before entering
if you fell on a meteor that was falling on an airplane that was falling on a waterfall?

Sing that Tom Petty song. "Free Fallin'"

If Nintendo called you right now and ask you to be the creative director behind their next major IP installment (ie. Mario, Zelda, Metroid, StarFox, F-Zero etc.)

I'd make a new Star Fox with free roaming Arwing controls and a huge galaxy to explore by arwing and landmaster with lots of side missions.
if you discovered the truth behind all those weird things happening lately?

Tell the world.
If you came face to face with your gender counterpart. (Someone who was exactly like you but the opposite gender).

"There can only be ONE!"

If everything you knew was a lie.