What do ya think? My stupid Grotle fainted AGAIN!! Can you just hurry up and heal it, pink lady?
EDIT - and can you please change this dumb music? Every time I come here, this song is playing!
...Oh, of course. Uh, um....here, let me take it. Give me a sec....there, it's all healed. And I'll, um, be sure to relay your thoughts to the higher ups. Um...oh, we hope to see you again!
Umm...not really...
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
.... Uh... I mean, my Magnemite needs energon! Yeah....
Sir, we don't carry, uh...whatever it is you needed. You'll have to try somewhere else. The Shopping Center down the street may have what you're looking for. They usually do.
We hope to see you again!
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
Don't bring mine back to full health. I want you to kill it in cold blood. Use a shotgun, rifile, whatever firearm you can find lying around. Then, I want you to stuff it like one of them taxydermists or however you spell it do, and give it to me so I hang him on a wall. You're payment shall be substansial (another spelling error I'll betcha. I'm so good at my spelling and grammer ain't I?). Just be sure to clean up when you're done and make sure it's a clean shot. I'd kill it myself but I ain't a good shot when it comes to firearms. It'll just be like putting a Pokemon to sleep, only a little blood will be involved here and there. Think you're up to the job? I'm so cruel when it comes to Pokemon ain't I? Too bad I could care less about the worthless things er I mean games. Wait what? Aw heck I don't even know what I'm ramblin' on now. Just do it so I can quit ramblin', pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top all drizzled with chocolate syrup? Now I'm hungry...
Hmm? You want me to...do what? Umm...what to do, what to do...ah-alright, hand it over to me...You'll need to sit over there in the waiting area, please.
presses the emergency button directly wired to the Police Office and waits in terror for Jenny to arrive...
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
Oh thank you so much Nurse Joy! I have complete confidence that you will do whatever it takes to save my poor Skitty! Just please don't let cheetahman91 anywhere near my Pokemon!
follows Chansey into the back and has a seat waiting patiently for good news
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
Nurse Joy help me i was wlking along the road when i saw a pikachu and decided to battle it with my squritle. I lost and before i left for here a Ferrow came out of no where and attacked the pikachu all there left was this. ( puts tail of the table)
also any tips for a trainer who just got his first pokemon 10 minutes ago.
WAT!
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Someone should start a Pokemon taxydermy place or better yet, a place where people can hunt Pokemon. I'd buy that game then! @Wolframheart: I don't harm other peoples animals or imaginary creatures so no need to worry about me. The best ones to exterminate are the wild ones.
...Oh, of course. Uh, um....here, let me take it. Give me a sec....there, it's all healed. And I'll, um, be sure to relay your thoughts to the higher ups. Um...oh, we hope to see you again!
Ugh, finally!! come on you stupid pokemon, get in the pokeball!
.... Uh... I mean, my Magnemite needs energon! Yeah....
Sir, we don't carry, uh...whatever it is you needed. You'll have to try somewhere else. The Shopping Center down the street may have what you're looking for. They usually do.
So while the law is on the way to take my to prison, think you could take my Waddle Dee? I think it's got rabies 'cause it's acting wild as a buck and keeps tryin' to bite me. That's why I wanted the thing dead. Do what you want with it, I have no need for it anymore.
Jesus is the only way.
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can i have a look in the resting room fro my cute [ugg i mean manly] pichu he keeps running and umm that is it
[anomalous[i know spelled wrong] member] so feenie bet you never got lucky in chat [feenie] ya [tbd] green gabe [feenie] yup i almost drowned in the shower afterwards
Heh, wow, this place needs to hire another nurse to run the front desk...
@Wolf: Don't worry, he's been taken into custody by the authorities. They're taking him out the front door in cuffs as we speak. @cheetah: Shame on you, wanting to harm them! @Shingi: ...oh no. Uh...I'm sorry to say, there, um, really is nothing I can do for your Pikachu, he's too far gone...Anyways, when I'm not so busy, I can give you some pointers. You can wait a moment if you like. @nintendogamerftw: Let me see it...Oh! Hold on, there's something here, I can feel a pulse...I'll send him down to the ER right away!
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
Don't make me go screwy. Too late. Hoo Hoo! Hoo Hoo Hoo! You'll never catch me alive coppers!! Alrighty folks, here we go again! My name is Daffy Duck. I worked on a merry-go-round. The job was swell, I did quite well 'till the merry-go-round broke down. Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo!!! (jumps around like a screwball and then stops momentarily to speak) Screwy, ain't I? (resumes to acting screwy and jumping around like a screwball)
Jesus is the only way.
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