Topic: Weirdness of the Day

Today I found a large beetle. So, instinctively, I picked it up and watched it walk around on my hand. Then I put it down because I realized an egg was halfway out of its butt. How long had it been there? Was she holding it in or something?

The show Naked and Afraid(i think thats what its called)

Is the Vita that desperate?
Edit: Ok then. I guess this is from a satrical gaming site.

I dare you to turn that into a thread. See how the people react...

You know that's a satrical gaming site right? I can't tell if your being sarcastic or not here.

I kinda thought that was real. How can one tell real gaming sites from fake ones?

Look at the other articles on a site, if they all look far fetched and seem kinda funny (provided it's a good satrical site lol) it's probably a satrical site.

So today I had a grilled cheese sandwich. That's normal. The weird part came in when I took a bite and I thought to myself "What am I putting in my mouth!" I am a sad, strange, slender man.

It feels like fall here instead of summer. It's in the 50/60 degree range today.

Lucky.

I went to Wal-Mart today, and the entire bottom row of the Xbox 360 section was nothing but copies of Call of Duty: Black Ops II (seriously, it had 8 shelf spaces dedicated to it)

Now, I'm not one to stereotype the Xbox 360 as a "bro dude" system, but I did think this was kind of humorous.

Same! And it's awesome for a guy who formerly lived in the south! 50s in the summer! WOOT WOOT!!!

My dream. I'm not gonna share, because it is too weird. o_O

While ordering Thai food for my sister, (she hates talking on the phone to anyone she doesn't know) I randomly started laughing. I was able to finish the order, but it was a weird situation, for both me and the woman on the phone. I didn't have any problems picking up the food later. Heck, I always end up in awkward situations ordering food. Once, when I was buying food they were checking to see if I had given them a counterfit dollar bill, which I had just gotten from the bank. I was a bit nervous because they were checking and I'm a bit awkward when it comes to talking with anyone I don't know. So when I told them I had gotten it from the bank, they thought I said I had robbed the bank. They were determined to prove I was a criminal or something.

This happened two days ago, but I just remembered it today so I'm posting it today. It was probably 2:00 AM, I was talking to myself. Then, without thinking, I called myself Mickey. For those that don't know: my name isn't actually Mickey, I just like Mickey Mouse. Evidently, my brain can't tell the difference anymore. Weird.

I learned that MySpace is making a resurgence. I thought that went out with pyramid building...

My dad was mowing the lawn, and called me outside to show me something. It was two swallowtail butterflies on the ground, erm, joined by the abdomen. I told him, "You called me all the way out here (we have a big backyard btw) to look at butterfly sex?"

The best part was his response. "Oh, is that what they are doing?"

Doesn't Justin Timberlake own it now?

if he thinks that's interesting, wait'll he gets an eyeful of the occasional dragonfly with two backs

Yeah, I find that odd, too.

Those commercials don't make me want to visit the site, either (just looks like a bunch of freaks jumping around...)