Topic: The Situations Game

Example:

User 1: You're stuck at home drinking soup; but no soup. What do you do?

User 2: Simple; I'd use a straw.

If you were walking down the street, and you were suddenly attacked by a mad axeman, what would be your course of action?

And the next person answers and posts another question. And so on. You may end yours with a choice, e.g. would you run or hide? Make it a bit more than mundane everyday boringness. I shall start.

If you were to suddenly be absorbed into a Nintendo fantasy world where all the prime characters of the company came to life around you, what would you do?

I would hit on the pretty ones.
If you were locked in a bathroom with an infinite supply of food/water/whatever else you need, what would you do?

Break down the door and use the infinite supplies to sustain me for the rest of my life.
If your computer shuts down just as you were about to finish an online test, what would you do?

Ummm turn my computer back on and redo the test.

I would stop the evil monkey men and save the 9th dimension
You're about to be pushed off a helicopter into a pit, what do you do?

Grab the Bottom and hold on for my life.
Your about to go to a job interview and you get coffee on your shirt, what do you do?

I pour coffee over the rest of my shirt and blowdry it. Tasteful dark brown shirt!

Knock out a well dressed hobo and take his shirt.
It's raining spiked golf balls, but there is a treasure chest on the other side of town, what do you do?

I bring an umbrella.
What would you do if you forgot to make a question?

I would edit my post.
What would you do if you where locked in your house with nothing to eat and no money?

Break out.

What would you do if there was a Limited Edition Super Mario 3D land at a store you were shopping at, and it was the only one ever made, and someone else grabbed it first?

I would become their best friend and wait until the day the died to inherit it.

What you do if a murderous AI put you on a platform headed toward a fiery pit?

Thank them and wait to perish and burn painfully, then haunt their butt!

What would you do if you woke up as a different person?

If I was a female I would.... lol well you know. If I was a male... lol well you know.

Quick you are about to impress hawt womens, are shirtless, but have run out of oil to grease up your sexy six pack abs. What do you do?

I don't need oil. I have an amazing rear.

What would you do in a situation of water polo. Pass the ball to Navi so he can shoot, or attempt _{and fail} to shoot yourself?

I'd pass the ball to the nekkid fairy waterpolo king, natch~

What would you do if you were asked to chill with the hormones and keep this thread rated PG-ish? :3

i would obey the dragon lady before i get eaten D:

You are asked to pick your favorite Who's The Boss episode but can only pick one. Which do you choose?

OMG, the final episode where Tony purposes to Angela and then just cut it off cliff hanger style. What a way to end it! I pray everyday the do a reunion show to let us all know how it played.

You just peed your pants in the middle of the mall.. What do?

Hide until everybody leaves and then go home and hope nobody noticed.

What would you do if you woke up and Bloody Mary was standing next to your bed, equipped with a large, bloody blade?

I would pour her into a glass and use the knife to cut up whatever food goes with a Bloody Mary.

You've got an impending deadline on an important project but lack the motivation to do it. What would you do?