Topic: Starting a small business

Sounds like this Legion of Metal gang would be a good excuse to not release Switch ports of third party games too!

We cannot release this game on the Switch as the Legion of Metal biker gang will beat us up

I think I've seen this movie.

@Octane
You offer wonderful advice and instead of thanks you get a response from his "attorney."

Shane on you @MamaLuigi. Try being more appreciative.

"They then proceeded to present a range of intolerable and ultimately bogus advice to him [...] Yours faithfully, Attorney and Representative of Law Offices in Vermont and New Hampshire (LOVNH)"

How rude! In our defense, we were asked for advice on how to prevent a backlash from the local Legion of Metal biker gang in Massachusetts - at no point did any of us claim that they'd be sensible actions to take in Vermont or New Hampshire...if he was intending to use our suggestions in a different state, it would have been at his own risk - that's all I'm saying.

@shaneoh FYI Ted, my client, was seen in his office beating down a homemade piñata "dummy" with an angry face drawn on with black marker, which he made allegedly using important paperwork needed by myself and his associates. Also, a child across the street from his house spraypainted his entire house with the words "Burn in Hell".

Ted's psychologist, meanwhile, later notified me that whatever experience he had encountered had given him long term emotional trauma and he may never be allowed to work again. Depending on whether any of you individuals are responsible I'll likely end up taking down our formal letter of complaint, but seeing the family of this troubled child spray painting was also involved the case will go on at a local level.

OK, it's been fun while it lasted, but this thread isn't going anywhere. If it boils down to a spam and troll thread, we may as well use the Chit Chat Thread!