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MamaLuigi

the_shpydar wrote:

Kimyonaakuma wrote:

Besides, "Staring" a small business is really easy, stand outside any shop or office and keep staring until they get creeped out ^^

Like that day i spent outside the small women's yoga studio downtown.

Stop tormenting me! I hate co-conspirators of biker gangs even worse than bikers.

MamaLuigi

shaneoh

@MamaLuigi
Not a movie, a game. I'm not telling you to reason with them, I'm saying you should show them you are more dangerous by defeating their leader in a bike duel. Do that and you get the respect, the money, the power and the women.

I know this all to be true. I have defeated many biker leaders and now their clubs pay me protection money.

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crimsontadpoles wrote:

Perhaps if you got to know the bikers better by joining their gang, then they might start to like you. Just be sure not to call them biker nuts.

Wait, you're defending them? Please don't tell me this site isn't secretly run by some kind of criminal underground...

MamaLuigi

crimsontadpoles

the_shpydar wrote:

Kimyonaakuma wrote:

Besides, "Staring" a small business is really easy, stand outside any shop or office and keep staring until they get creeped out ^^

Like that day i spent outside the small women's yoga studio downtown.

Now where have I seen this before...

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MamaLuigi

@Don I don't know, though they play a lot Cabella's hunting... probably a metaphor for offing people they don't like...

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Octane

Defeat them in a battle. Make sure to bring a Psychic type, they've always got a bunch of Grimer and Koffing.

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NaviAndMii

Fill their tires with helium and they should all just float away...failing that, you could always try Voodoo? It takes a bit of practice, but curses can be a very effective way of neutralising a small-to-mid-size Motorcycle Club...if there are too many of them though - or, for some reason, they're a particularly curse-resistant MC - the only option, I fear, will be to make a blood sacrifice to the Red God. It's dangerous - and you'll be damned for eternity - but it works at least.

Hope that helps!

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MamaLuigi

NaviAndMii wrote:

Fill their tires with helium and they should all just float away...failing that, you could always try Voodoo? It takes a bit of practice, but curses can be a very effective way of neutralising a small-to-mid-size Motorcycle Club...if there are too many of them though - or, for some reason, they're a particularly curse-resistant MC - the only option, I fear, will be to make a sacrifice to the Red God. It's dangerous - and you'll be damned for eternity - but it works.

Hope that helps!

You guys really want this to happen don't you? You think I'm much too "nice" and "smart" so you hatch a plan to make me believe my sense of reality has long been shattered by sudden psychosis and next thing I'll be in a lunatic asylum with creepy top dogs in surgical garb who want me lobotomized ASAP. Sorry, at this rate I'll have to try promoting my model train services elsewhere, because from the way small town Massachusetts people try to usurp outsiders through biker gangs and THEN the internet, Salem witchcraft really does exist.

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NaviAndMii

@MamaLuigi I dunno...you're not the first person to accuse me of having close ties to the Massachusetts Charter of the Legion of Metal, nor, I'm sure, will you be the last - but, my contribution aside, you'll be hard pushed to find a better place for advice on how to launch a small business in north-east America, or how to protect yourself against a Motorcycle Club, than the Nintendo Life forums!

If I were you, I wouldn't dismiss any of the fantastic advice you've already been given out of hand - I put the success of my New England yodeling workshop down to the sound advice I was given, right here, on how to handle the local Ángels de la Muerte MC...and I didn't even have to resort to having to reach out to the Red God!

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ogo79

MamaLuigi wrote:

but currently face imminent backlash from a motorcycle gang known as the Legion of Metal, known for reputation of heckling town hall meetings and kicking out members of the city council. Any advice on finding store space out of town, and keeping those pesky biker nuts out of reach?

legion of metal eh?
i seen some of those guys hanging out around here.
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they arent really a threat if you ask me...
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then i tell em:
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and then i bashed their faces in
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...let me know if you need any help.
i have experience.
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the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

shaneoh

@ogo79
I tried giving him some similar advice, but he won't listen, He could be King of the Bikers, but at this rate he's going to be King of Bugger All.

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Dude, we're all giving you sound advice. But if you don't want to put them in their place, then take my other piece of advice and show him your chopper. Let the head bikie see what a marvellous chopper it is. Let him touch it and see how smooth the finish is. If he wants to, let him take it for a ride where he'll be able to see how well you take care of it. Everything is greased and oiled that needs to be greased and oiled. Let him get a firm grip on it and see what a wild ride it really is.

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Raylax

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C'mon dude this is literally the first suggestion on Google. This happens all the time.

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ogo79

@shaneoh @Raylax
sometimes you try to offer help to people and they just dont want it.
you have to want the help.
you just have to.

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

Joeynator3000

....I think you scared him away finally.

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Joeynator3000 wrote:

....I think you scared him away finally.

God, I hope not. This thread is too hilarious to stop now. 😂

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