Topic: sonic the hedgehod sells insurance? :o

he has really fallen on hard times.

True Underlying Moral of the Story: Don't drive as fast as Sonic can dash. Or you'll see yourself appearing in an insurance ad too.

I bet the next commercial will be Eggman telling how happy he is that he has insuranced robots so he gets his money back if Sonic destroys them.

You know, in 15 minutes, he could save 15% more on car insurance by switching to geico.
Or, he could just keep running and not have to buy a car, pay for gas, buy car insurance, or be limited to roads.