Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

Wally world because no one was prepared for such an attack except for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Meanwhile, Mario is having a gender swap operation at Dr. Mario Surgery room. Princess Peach was there as an assistant of doctor ......

The Doctor! Who rushes out of the TARDIS and prevents the operation! Warning them that doing so starts a chain of wildly unexpected events that ends the universe! Instead He offers Dr. Mario a ride to...

Drag Queen like from RuPaul. At the same time, there are Princess Peach and Rosalina who accidentally saw a Drag Queen Mario with Lady Gaga Stiletto 15 cm high, Black lipstick, Smokey eye shadow, Bad Romance costume, Black & White Hair color like Cruela De Vil, they can't resist to ..........

There is a Crazy Taxy, Running in 90's style with Kansai Drift, suddenly crash both Princess Peach & Rosalina and fling them to the sky until become Twin Stars. The taxi driver suddenly stop driving, looking to the sky, with music "Deja Vu" by Dave Rodgers on his earphone......

Burping. He burped twice with each word he said. So the taxi driver pulled out a colt 45 and threatened to...

shoot if he didn't stop. Wario angrily unleashed a massive fart...

Watch America's Next Top Model cycle 14 which has a lot of Dramas and Cat fight on almost episodes. But alas, it is Britain Next Top Model cycle 12 in episode .....

Wario planned to enter, for he had always dreamed of being a model! But alas, Waluigi had foiled his every attempt because...

Start to zip all the hairs from Waluigi until become Bald. Waluigi is freaking out and start to scream like a girl, then run away from Salon ........

...call in his Mafia to act as enforcers. 2nd-in-command Ashley thus went to Waluigi's...

Cousin's house to find him. But Twaluigi Waluigi's 3rd cousin had no idea where he was. So Ashley hired...

Twaligi instead. Despite not having a game, he already had fans demanding him for Smash because...

Smash fans want every character ever in Smash. Even...

Jackie Chan with Chun Li costume.
Somehow, Chun Li is overhearing the Smash fan request, so......

Trevor from GTA 5. He killed both of them in a drive by shooting so he could get into Smash. His final Smash is...

The sale of Smash in Germany because...

Playing Beethoven's number 5 in Gothic Metal style, with Pauline as Lead singer, Princess Peach + Daisy + Rosalina as Backing vocals, Bowser as Electric guitarist, Bowser Jr as Drummer. The music is being played for 24 hours Nonstop, so it makes some neighbors like .........

The neighbors with their bleeding ears from the too loud music hired the Galactic Empire to attack the concert. Darth Vader led an army of stormtroopers in the attack, but suddenly Captain Kirk dressed like Solid Snake arrived with.... to save the day by...

...free motor oil. Their supply was 100% depleted by Tails, who had crashed the Tornado in Berlin. While there, Tails...