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Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

Alright, I want to try something new here. Lets finish each other's sentences and create a story.
No matter how ridiculous it becomes. It's all in good fun here.
Please keep it to 10 words or less and there has to be at least 1 person between each of your responses.

Mario walks into a bar and sees Solid Snake...

Edited on Mon 28th May, 2018 @ 20:45 by LossyQuote

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MarcelRguez
Mon 28th May 2018

He's climbing up a seemingly endless ladder.

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Eel
Mon 28th May 2018

"What a thrill..."- says Mario.

Bloop.

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

"I'm looking for a box" - answers Snake, who suddenly...

Edited on Mon 28th May, 2018 @ 21:26 by LossyQuote

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Eel
Mon 28th May 2018

... Reaches the shelf here he keeps his boxes (it's a tall cabinet). You may wonder why he keeps his boxes in a bar, well that's because...

Edited on Mon 28th May, 2018 @ 21:32 by Eel

Bloop.

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GamingTelescope
Mon 28th May 2018

If he didn't than the boxes would escape!

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

And they both knew that a chicken wing will never be the same!

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

Zelda, watching from a table nearby while drinking...

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roy130390
Mon 28th May 2018

winked at Snake, while Link was observing...

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

A CHICKEN WING!....to understand the puzzling nature of it, a tougher puzzle then any temple....until then...

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EvilLucario
Mon 28th May 2018

"You're not invited to Smash ever again, Snake!" Link growled.

Edited on Mon 28th May, 2018 @ 21:50 by EvilLucario

Metroid, Xenoblade, EarthBound shill

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

Snake said "DEFEATING A SANDWICH ONLY MAKES IT TASTIER!"

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

"What the f___ is happening"- thought Zelda and went...

Edited on Mon 28th May, 2018 @ 21:56 by LossyQuote

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gcunit
Mon 28th May 2018

"10 WORDS OR LESS, YOU ****WITS!" yelled the bartender

You guys had me at blood and semen.

What better way to celebrate than firing something out of the pipe?

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

Zelda, distraught from being rudely interrupted, went to Mario to...

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Eel
Mon 28th May 2018

Snap him out of his mushroom induced stupor.

Bloop.

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

WHILE RANDY SAVAGE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND SNAPPED HIM INTO A SLIM JIM!

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The Graveyard (Backloggery) l Nintendo ID: Undead_terror

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

(@Undead_terror please try to adhere to the rules and not ruin the game for everyone.)

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

"Lets finish each other's sentences and create a story.
No matter how ridiculous it becomes. It's all in good fun here."

¯(ツ)/¯

Sp00ky scary skeleton back to play games and dew other fine things indead!
The Graveyard (Backloggery) l Nintendo ID: Undead_terror

Switch Friend Code: SW-8251-5734-1036 | 3DS Friend Code: 5198-2878-6360 | My Nintendo: Undead_terror | Nintendo Network ID: Undead_terror | Twitter: Undead_terror

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ogo79
Mon 28th May 2018

Undead_terror wrote:

WHILE RANDY SAVAGE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND SNAPPED HIM INTO A SLIM JIM!

and threw all the pineapple pizzas and n64s in the garbage because...

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

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