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Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

Alright, I want to try something new here. Lets finish each other's sentences and create a story.
No matter how ridiculous it becomes. It's all in good fun here.
Please keep it to 10 words or less and there has to be at least 1 person between each of your responses.

Mario walks into a bar and sees Solid Snake...

[Edited Mon 28th May 2018 by LossyQuote]

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Eel
Mon 28th May 2018

"What a thrill..."- says Mario.

Bloop.

SMM2 Maker ID: 69R-F81-NLG

My Nintendo: Abgarok

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

"I'm looking for a box" - answers Snake, who suddenly...

[Edited Mon 28th May 2018 by LossyQuote]

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Eel
Mon 28th May 2018

... Reaches the shelf here he keeps his boxes (it's a tall cabinet). You may wonder why he keeps his boxes in a bar, well that's because...

[Edited Mon 28th May 2018 by Eel]

Bloop.

SMM2 Maker ID: 69R-F81-NLG

My Nintendo: Abgarok

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GamingTelescope
Mon 28th May 2018

If he didn't than the boxes would escape!

I am a Big Nintendo fan and spend much of my freetime playing Mario, Zelda and more! My other hobby is my Gaming website, GamingTelescope https://gamingtelescope.blogspot.com/ and looking at Gaming News on NintendoLife!

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

And they both knew that a chicken wing will never be the same!

Sp00ky scary skeleton back to play games and dew other fine things indead!
The Graveyard (Backloggery) l Nintendo ID: Undead_terror

Switch Friend Code: SW-8251-5734-1036 | My Nintendo: Undead_terror | X: Undead_terror

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

Zelda, watching from a table nearby while drinking...

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roy130390
Mon 28th May 2018

winked at Snake, while Link was observing...

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

A CHICKEN WING!....to understand the puzzling nature of it, a tougher puzzle then any temple....until then...

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The Graveyard (Backloggery) l Nintendo ID: Undead_terror

Switch Friend Code: SW-8251-5734-1036 | My Nintendo: Undead_terror | X: Undead_terror

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EvilLucario
Mon 28th May 2018

"You're not invited to Smash ever again, Snake!" Link growled.

[Edited Mon 28th May 2018 by EvilLucario]

Metroid, Xenoblade, EarthBound shill

I run a YouTube/Twitch channel for fun. Check me out if you want to!

Please let me know before you send me a FC request, thanks.

Switch Friend Code: SW-4023-8648-9313 | X: EvilLucario

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

Snake said "DEFEATING A SANDWICH ONLY MAKES IT TASTIER!"

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The Graveyard (Backloggery) l Nintendo ID: Undead_terror

Switch Friend Code: SW-8251-5734-1036 | My Nintendo: Undead_terror | X: Undead_terror

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

"What the f___ is happening"- thought Zelda and went...

[Edited Mon 28th May 2018 by LossyQuote]

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gcunit
Mon 28th May 2018

"10 WORDS OR LESS, YOU ****WITS!" yelled the bartender

You guys had me at blood and semen.

What better way to celebrate than firing something out of the pipe?

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

My Nintendo: gcunit

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

Zelda, distraught from being rudely interrupted, went to Mario to...

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Eel
Mon 28th May 2018

Snap him out of his mushroom induced stupor.

Bloop.

SMM2 Maker ID: 69R-F81-NLG

My Nintendo: Abgarok

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

WHILE RANDY SAVAGE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND SNAPPED HIM INTO A SLIM JIM!

Sp00ky scary skeleton back to play games and dew other fine things indead!
The Graveyard (Backloggery) l Nintendo ID: Undead_terror

Switch Friend Code: SW-8251-5734-1036 | My Nintendo: Undead_terror | X: Undead_terror

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LossyQuote
Mon 28th May 2018

(@Undead_terror please try to adhere to the rules and not ruin the game for everyone.)

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Undead_terror
Mon 28th May 2018

"Lets finish each other's sentences and create a story.
No matter how ridiculous it becomes. It's all in good fun here."

¯(ツ)/¯

Sp00ky scary skeleton back to play games and dew other fine things indead!
The Graveyard (Backloggery) l Nintendo ID: Undead_terror

Switch Friend Code: SW-8251-5734-1036 | My Nintendo: Undead_terror | X: Undead_terror

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ogo79
Mon 28th May 2018

Undead_terror wrote:

WHILE RANDY SAVAGE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND SNAPPED HIM INTO A SLIM JIM!

and threw all the pineapple pizzas and n64s in the garbage because...

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

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rowanposting
Tue 29th May 2018

Undead_terror wrote:

WHILE RANDY SAVAGE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND SNAPPED HIM INTO A SLIM JIM!

And then I said, "Oh, oh, what if they put Macho Man with a Fishing Pole but he's riding the Sun and the Sun's got Sunglasses on and the Sun's like 'I'm fishing for a fight brotha" into Smash"

rowanposting

X: JunkosBoobies

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