Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

Waluigi used the sample of Captain America's blood to re-create the super soldier serum! He used it on...

...come into our world as an Eldritch Abomination. Landing in Kyoto, Waluigi...

Has to dressed up in Traditional Kimono and wears flip flop. Someone laughed at Waluigi's outfits, it makes Waluigi felt embarrased and......

Decided to drink away his problems, but drunk, wearing Kimono and embarrassed, he...

The large dog then decided the bury the last bit of the stolen cash from the dry cleaners....

But, the problem is Squidward overheard about the money inside the dry cleaners, so he decides to .........

Send Mr. Krabs there since he loves money but it was too late cause Plankton.....

Dropped a 475 gigaton nuclear bomb on the dirty clothes! The explosion...

Is almost as big as Jupiter's Giant Red Spot, but with shape of Hexagon like Saturn's Giant storm, caused the annihilation of the world to become a blank paper. Suddenly, a Creator's hand Revert all the hubbubs to back at Mario walks into a bar with .......

Humanity has colonized most of the solar system but still lacks faster than light travel. He walks into a bar on Ceres and...

It's the only thing the Space Koopas didn't steal. So Mario...

...agrees to hunt down the Space Koopas for $1M. He grabs a weaponized spaceship...

And traded it in for a brand new speed boat so he could....

Tricycle with Squeaky SFX from the wheels. Mario has no choice but has to ride that Tricycle while ...........

In the meantime Megatron sent Starscream to find the hidden treasures of.......

the space Mushroom Kingdom! But Princess Peach the 43rd is no pushover, like her ancestor, she deploys the full might of the Mushroom space navy, commanded by...

A huge battle for the Galaxy ensued and it looked like Megatron was going to win untill Funky Kong......

Watched the Nintendo Direct and found out that he was gonna be a DLC for Warioware Gold and Funky's reaction was...

He'd side with Megatron against the Space Mushroom Kingdom! In exchange for the support of the space Lanky Navy, Megatron promised...

...ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Lanky accepted, and Megatron lauched a suprise attack on...