Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but it explodes on contact

I wish I had gold!

Granted but your L button doesn't work

I wish Gmls719 wouldn't do that again

The only purpose of this post is to protect the 1000th post (momentarily)

why are you making a big deal out of it? I only did it the 1st time as a joke, I don't need the 1000th post Crazygamerfreak. Anyways
I wish money fell form the sky

Granted, but then you get arrested for counterfeiting.

I wish I had Star Bits for lunch today.

Granted, but after you ate them you blew up like a supernova!

I wish i can go back 2 hours into the past.

@turtlelink Granted, but you do something stupid that alters the current timeflow, killing you in the process.

I wish life were like Animal Crossing, except, you know, with humans instead of animals as your neighbors.

Granted, now whenever you want to talk to someone, you have to press A and listen to them say two boxes worth of text, then walk away without you getting to actually talk to them.

I wish some of my real life friends played Trackmania.

Granted, but then they get Athlete's Foot and have painful feet for the rest of their lives.

I wish I could make a paper airplane.

Granted, but when you throw it it curves back to you and you get a papercut in the eye.

I wish I could get a 50% refund for all the games I regret buying off the Wii Shop Channel.

Granted, but they demand their money back.

I wish to forever be optimistic.

Granted, but nothing actually good ever happens to you again.

I wish I was 10 pounds (approx 5 kilos) lighter.

Granted. I hope you can function without an arm. :3

I wish that I had some chocolate sauce for tonight.

@Phoenixsage: Granted. But you can never have it ever again after tonight.

I wish I could not be killed, period.

Granted you die from H1N1 now no one can kill you.

I wish I didn't do so many stupid things, I feel bad right now.

Granted, now you do idiotic things, and you feel REALLY bad.
I wish I had a red DSi.

Granted but it was really stolen and some had spray painted it.

I wish I had some friends.

@percentful please don't make me feel worse

Granted, but then you feel all weird and uncomfortable and become a hermit in the nature's outdoors.

I wish for longer afternoons.

Granted, you get longer afternoons of work or school.

I wish I had more to do.

Granted, your new job is to clean floors with a toothbrush.

I wish I could play M games.