Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but you get caught in an airplanes engine and are burned up

I wish Corbie was my dad.

Granted. He won't let you play video games though.

I wish I were a real boy.

Granted, but you must be brave, truthful, and unselfish for it to completely come true.
I wish I could own an Action Replay so I can import SFC/SNES games.

Granted, but Nintendo time-travels, rebuilds the SNES with firmware updates, and updates it so that the Action Replay doesn't work.

I wish NPC Pikmin 2 was released in North America.

Granted, but you still need a Japanese wii

I wish I could buy more games

Granted, but you might run out of money in the end.
I wish I could try RocketKnight Adventures on the MegaDrive or VC.

Granted, but the VC release is inexplicably bugged and you can't get past the first level.

I wish Anima Crossing was a real game.

Granted but it's a Japanese only game.
I wish I could shoot laser beams from my hands.

Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish I had another wish because I just wasted this wish on another wish because I was stupid and forgot to wish for two wishes because then I would've not wasted this wish on another wish because I would've had one extra wish thus not wasting my time with this wish.

Uhh...I cannot grant this "wish" as I have no idea what it actually means.

I wish the granting of my wishes would stop involving Japanese products. I buy AMERICAN (or at least, localized versions of Japanese products )!

Granted but something happened while not hapaning but it happened anyway.

I wish for a propped DS successor.

Granted, but it has no DS chip slot, has downloadable games only and is called the "DSiGo"

I wish the pins from TWEWY existed and WORKED!

Granted but they look horrible on you so no-one takes you seriously.
I wish I had a 12-inch high pianist so I could recreate the '12-inch pianist' joke.

Granted, but you get rejected by your family and friends for your inappropriate desires.

I wish that the DSi's shoulder buttons didn't break so easily.

Granted, now it's all the other buttons that break easily.
I wish I no longer had this cold.

@Bobpie

Granted, but now the rest of the DS breaks like papermache

@FATEM

Granted, but now you're on fire,

I wish I had a pickle.

Granted, but it's large, brown, and unappetising.

I wish that NONE of the buttons on the DS broke.

Granted, Now the screens are broken.
I wish I had a parrot capable of speaking and understanding perfect english.

Granted, but it refuses to be in the same room as you, let alone speak to you.

I wish the DS was indestructible.

Granted, Someone steals your DS.
I wish for a nuclear warhead.