Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but it's poisonous.
I wish I had a million bucks.

Granted, but you had to use it all on surgery because you broke your back carrying it.

I wish I had a cool cape.

Granted, but it gets caught in an airplane turbine and you die.

I wish I was strong.

Granted, but your muscles are so big the veins burst.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Granted, you wish for so much that the universe fills up with too much matter and there's a second big bang.

I wish I knew everything.

granted but now you have a terrible reality show/doctumentary based on you
i wish all you guys would stop posting a second before i do, dangit!

Granted, but it was only slightly different.

I wish that this wish was not possible to corrupt.

granted, but briunj kills you for stealing his wish on page 1
i wish that i had a fish

Granted, but then you dissapeared _{see what I did thare?}
I wish that people on this topic would make more sensible corrupted scenarios.

Granted, a puppy falls on you, reality is really an piece of paper, and the world is being eaten by some gigantic being.

I wish I had working Wii internet right now .

Granted, but just as the internet starts working again your Wii explodes into a thousand pieces.

I sure wish I had some apple pie right now with a huge glop of ice cream.

Granted, but you know the princess...
I wish I knew where the aviatress Amelia Earhart disappeared.

Granted, but then you are suspected for her dissapearence and are sentenced to 13 years of prison
wish that someone would wish for one bannana.

Granted, but the person was allergic to bananas.
I wish for a thousand Star Bits.

Granted, you now turn into a Mario-shaped planet.

I wish Pikmin 3 was out and I owned it.

Granted but its a pirated copy and Nintendo sues you for 1.3 million dollars for copyright infringement.

I wish I could enter the world of FFIV and be a special character in the game.

Granted, but then you're forced into an inescapable plot point where you die.
I wish I was a rock star.

Granted. Get ready to be trampled to death by your fans at your first concert.

I wish for pizza.

granted, but it's a peanut-butter pizza with anchovies and pickled beet shreds. enjoy?

i wish i lived in a fantasy world.

Granted, you now live in the world of Final Fantasy.
I wish I could soar through the sky.