Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted, but you lose
I wish for world peace.

Granted, but the other worlds aren't as peaceful

I wish it wouldn't get colder here (Texas) tomorrow

Granted, global warming has warmed the state of Texas, but now all the ice caps have melted and its under water.

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

_{I remember that from Saturday Night Live}
Granted(?)

I wish everyone had a fedora

Granted. But now no one likes Fedoras any more because everyone has them!!!! lol

I wish that I already had my Master's Degree!!!!

Granted.
^{gamerforgod now has a Master's Degree in Dumpster Diving!}

I wish Wind Waker wasn't so long. D:

Granted, now it's short compared to every other game in the series

I wish I could make a wall design

Granted, but as soon as it's released everyone who buys it dies of a mysterious disease.

I wish for a magical rainbow pony that flies and poops rainbows. And a kitten. Can I have a kitten tooooo?! Please please please please pleaaaase!

Granted, you may have a "magical rainbow pony that flies and poops rainbows." However, you can not have a kitten.
^{BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DBTD, CRUSHER OF DREAMS!}

I wish vacuum cleaners weren't so noisy.

granted but now youre def i wish for nothing

Granted, now you live a long empty life

I wish I could visit Paris one day

Granted, but you don't like french people.

I wish that Power Rangers would finally come out on DVD.

Granted, but each disc must be bought seperately, contains one episode, and costs $20.

Granted you get nothing. Your life is worthless and you are broke and penniless. People that pass by you never even notice your presence. You are like a ghost and will be remembered for nothing. Even your own family has forgotten who you are.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you can only read the mind of ducks. QUACK

I wish for Final Fantasy V to get a sequel, Final Fantasy V-2!

Granted, but it's not massively produced and extemely expensive, meaning that very few people can afford and play it

I wish I could build a treehouse

Granted, but it's a house in the shape of a real tree, meaning no doors, no windows, and not enough room inside!

I wish I hadn't left it so long before returning to this thread.

Granted, but then you are the only person who is left alone in this thread for quite a while.

I wish the 3DS wasn't so darn expensive.

Granted, now it doesn't have a 3D screen, making it...the Nintendo DS3!

BUH-BUH-BUH!!!!

I wish for

Granted. But then after temporarily receiving the nothing that you wished for, you receive something and your fun is totally ruined!!!! lol

I wish I didn't have to go back to school on Monday!!!!