Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, now the purpose of this thread is completely lost
_{It's okay, NintendoBuddy, you didn't offend me}

I wish movies were free to watch in theatres

Granted, but the last airbender is the only movie playing!
I wish I knew who starboy just called "nintendobuddy"

Granted, Drat! Why didn't I read the rest of nintendodude's comment.
I wish I had a birthday on black fri. (even though it was last fri.)

Granted, now your birthday takes place inside stores where people shop like crazy (during Black Friday)
_{Happy belated birthday, WarriorCat}

I wish I had an elephant for a pet

Granted but its un tamed

I wish for a Girl

Granted, but she's a horse;)
I wish that rockyroadpie was in the chat room

Granted, but (s)he's in a bad mood
_{Who's RockyRoadPie, if I may ask?}

I wish I knew every word in the dictionary

Granted, but your enhanced vocabulary makes the heads of normal-speaking people explode! You are very smart, though!

I wish I could travel the world.

The dude i lurk for in the chat room, sience he is my online and offline friend. And he doesn't get in a "bad mood" often.

@Yakko - Granted, you travel to so many places, that you lose track of which language you should be speaking
_{Good night, guys}

I wish I could have my umbrella with me at all times

Granted, but it willl give you bad luck when it's open inside!
_{Good night, StarBoy!}

I wish nobody would get hurt this Black Friday.

Granted, but people are injured on a different day instead!

I wish so many NLifers didn't ninja me...

Granted. But now they all zombify you instead!!!! lol

I wish school was out all year long!!!! lol

Granted, now that real schools are closed, we are all homeschooled instead

I wish I could watch a basketball game in a basketball stadium

Granted, but you are nearly pelted by a basketball ball! OH NO!
_{Yes, I did mean basketball ball, as a continuation of 'basketball game and basketball stadium!}
I wish for my BNLFs to have an awesome day!

Granted, but tomorrow we're in for an awful feast (assuming we celebrate Thanksgiving) _{Thanks, NintendoPurist!}

I wish for an awesome feast tomorrow, unlike my original corruption.

Granted, but it becomes disrupted by an awful beast...who eats the entire turkey before anybody else can have a piece!

I wish every NLifer in the United States could have the best part of the turkey tomorrow (which is today here...and, ironically, we don't have Thanksgiving here! )

Granted, but everyone who ate it died from food poisoning.

I wish for a new bike.

Granted, but you forgot to pump up air to the tires
_{Thanks, NintendoBuddy, nice new avatar =)}

I wish I could vacation in Hawaii

Granted, but it lasts for a day!

I wish there was a Thanksgiving for every country that doesn't have one.