Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but then Kirby comes along and eats them up, followed by your pantry wares!

I wish that Scars of Mirrodin, Mirrodin Besieged and Mirrodin Pure/New Phyrexia would contain loads of coloured artifacts.
_{That'd be so cool}

Granted but the colors are so bright you can see anything.

I wish for a ice cream sandwich.

Granted, but you choke on it, but you do survive (only barely)

I wish I knew where that autographed picture from Jim Cummings was (I'm serious, long ago I sent him one letter (I love his voice acting), and eventually, he sent me his autographed picture of himself and some of the characters he voiced as)

Granted. It's in the bowels of the deepest realm of your basement! (But seriously, I hope you find it. That is one cool collectable! Jim Cummings is a voice-acting god!)

I wish I could meet Rob Paulsen (the voice of Yakko) in person.

OK but you'll have to wait awhile!

I wish for money and lots of it.

Granted, but it's counterfeit money, meaning you're in big trouble

I wish I could explore the underwater city of Atlantis (while breathing underwater)

Granted but you will never breath air again.

I wish I was a police officer.

Granted, but you're a police officer in Grand Theft Auto. You're going to be assaulted.

I wish pandas weren't endangered.

Granted, but now whales are

I wish there was a Super Mario Galaxy cap irl

Granted Im not going to corrupt it

I wish I could...

Granted, but "..." is now "!!!". You have been spotted! Find a cardboard box to hide in!

I wish dogs had better smelling breath.

Granted, but now you're frozen from their now-sanitized alitations

I wish that all that is lost could be found

Granted, but now dogs have breath that smells like whatever you hate the smell of, but everyone else thinks is better.

@StarBoy91: Granted, but now that the previously-lost stuff is found, everybody can't find something different!

I wish Tokyo Movie Shinsha would animate more shows again (they did such quality work on Animaniacs).

Granted, but the shows they animate are dramas like Days of Our Lives and The Bold and the Beautiful, but set in period times (and not periods of Ancient Japan I might add ) and with lousy voice acting, boring plots that run months at a time each...and no Animaniacs of which to speak!

I wish I could remember Animaniacs from when I was a kid
_{I vaguely remember it...that and Samurai Pizza Cats}

Granted, but all you remember are the credits.

I wish I could spin the Wheel of Morality.

@NintendoPurist - granted, but now you can't remember anything else
@Yakko - granted, but it stops spinning on the part you don't want it to land on

I wish that my teeth were always clean

Granted, but now your armpits are never clean!

I wish I had a stockpile of shortbread cookies (yum).

Granted, but you need to go all the way to Scotland to pick it up!
_{I wonder what it's like over there...}

I wish more Scottish people lived in Australia

Granted, but there are so many Scottish people there they change the name to New Scottland, and demand that on Scottish people live in that country.

I wish people would stop saying that they won't corrupt a wish. _{hinthint, you can't do that.}