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Raylax

If it's an island infested with dinosaurs, I'll go with A. I'm obviously in a video game, so medkits are instant heal from anything (Velociraptor ripped your leg off? **medkit** Oh look, new leg), and a rifle will be able to bring a T-Rex down in a single shot... plus it'll leave behind several large roasted drumsticks.

Alternatively, I'm in a movie. So I'll just wait for the inevitable montage to get two of the years over with in five minutes (and I'll live, because nobody ever dies in montages unless they're evil and vast in number), and spend the last year sleeping with the one and only (and decidedly sexy) native female who has eloped from her village. From the controlling and manipulative cheiftian, who shall be shot with the rifle before we escape to the skies in the helicopter and fly into the sunset.

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Chrono_Cross

You don't know whose behind that computer screen. I didn't know you knew anything about survival. So how do you know I don't know how to make a proper shelter plus fire? Also I think cooked meat, dead animals, your own body smell, etc. etc. would attract a T-Rex and then some. :l

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Bankai

SuperSushiLax wrote:

If it's an island infested with dinosaurs, I'll go with A. I'm obviously in a video game, so medkits are instant heal from anything (Velociraptor ripped your leg off? **medkit** Oh look, new leg), and a rifle will be able to bring a T-Rex down in a single shot... plus it'll leave behind several large roasted drumsticks.

Alternatively, I'm in a movie. So I'll just wait for the inevitable montage to get two of the years over with in five minutes (and I'll live, because nobody ever dies in montages unless they're evil and vast in number), and spend the last year sleeping with the one and only (and decidedly sexy) native female who has eloped from her village. From the controlling and manipulative cheiftian, who shall be shot with the rifle before we escape to the skies in the helicopter and fly into the sunset.

You, sir/ madam, are a genius.

You don't know whose behind that computer screen. I didn't know you knew anything about survival. So how do you know I don't know how to make a proper shelter plus fire? Also I think cooked meat, dead animals, your own body smell, etc. etc. would attract a T-Rex and then some. :l

You wouldn't be cooking meat on any fire you make. You'd use it for boiling water.

If you were to survive three years living amongst dinosaurs, you'll need to live a largely vegetarian existance. Unless you found a place (such as a cave that you need the rope to reach) that you can guarantee is safe from dinosaurs. In which case you could hunt some smaller game, perhaps by fashioning a primitive bow and arrows. You're not going to ever eat T-Rex Burgers

As for body smell - you would indeed need to wash.

[Edited by Bankai]

Chrono_Cross

LOL WaltzElf. Good point, but unless that T-Rex was dead. Then again I'm sure there would be company there, or company would soon arrive... If I was in this situation I'd find a fresh water cave or a cave up high. Not too high though. Friggen' pterodactyls.

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Bankai

Kid_Crono wrote:

LOL WaltzElf. Good point, but unless that T-Rex was dead. Then again I'm sure there would be company there, or company would soon arrive... If I was in this situation I'd find a fresh water cave or a cave up high. Not too high though. Friggen' pterodactyls.

If I saw a dead T-Rex, I would be running as fast as I could the other way. What the hell takes down a T-Rex O_O

I'm the same. The rope is the real reason I'd be picking C, because I would look to be spelunking as far down into a cave as I safely could.

Chrono_Cross

Naturally? Lol, besides I'm sure T-Rex tastes terrible! Unless you made a torch how would you know whats inside the cave? I mean I guess you could take wood with you along with flint, and tint, but all in all going into a fairly good sized, dark cave with a torch and machete doesn't sound fun. :l

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Bankai

Kid_Crono wrote:

Naturally? Lol, besides I'm sure T-Rex tastes terrible! Unless you made a torch how would you know whats inside the cave? I mean I guess you could take wood with you along with flint, and tint, but all in all going into a fairly good sized, dark cave with a torch and machete doesn't sound fun. :l

I'd rather spend three years hiding in a dark cave than a T-Rex's belly

Chrono_Cross

WaltzElf wrote:

Kid_Crono wrote:

Naturally? Lol, besides I'm sure T-Rex tastes terrible! Unless you made a torch how would you know whats inside the cave? I mean I guess you could take wood with you along with flint, and tint, but all in all going into a fairly good sized, dark cave with a torch and machete doesn't sound fun. :l

I'd rather spend three years hiding in a dark cave than a T-Rex's belly

Technically you wouldn't be in his belly for 3 years. xD

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Splat

Kid_Crono wrote:

besides I'm sure T-Rex tastes terrible!

I'm pretty sure it would taste like chicken.

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TheDarkDee

I go with
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C!

TheDarkDee

Noire

Option C! I'm gonna need to use something as toilet paper out there...

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Ryno

C That book is too crucial! "Water purifying pills, " what is that; iodine or chlorine? No thanks on putting that into my system for three years.

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Turnip

C. B comes close, but C would be best. I have absolutely no knowledge or experience about how to survive, so the book would be very helpful.

Cringing is really fun.

Noire

Its-Mii-Will wrote:

You can use palm tree fronds, Feenie.

I don't want anything frondling my most intimate areas when I'm out in the wild, thank you. o___O

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