Topic: Bad Translator!

Awesomeness
Becomes...
A high Reliability

H
Becomes...
Nervous

Becomes...
Becomes...
Word ....
hahahahaha

Proto Zone
becomes....
Font Taiwan

THIS ONE IS HILARIOUS.

"I think that this is a horrible translator."
...54 translations later we get:
"I believe that this translation is wrong."

"I'm a very nice person"

...54 translations later we get:

"Very clean."

It is that bad

...54 translations later we get:

Sadeh.

Wtf...?

what you all don't realize is that this "bad translator" actually translates poor translations into correct phraseology. you're trying normal things, but when you punch in a poorly translated quote from a classic game, you get something normal. don't believe me?

"Someone set us up the bomb!" becomes ----> "We're under attack!"

i'm using this from now on on all my classic games!

EDIT: ok... maybe not all... just realized "I feel alseep." becomes ----> "I remember Mon."

"Destroyer360"

...54 translations later we get:

"Destroyer 360."
YES, I SURVIVED THE TRANSLATOR! Well, sort of, at least

"Destroyer 360."
54 translations later...
"360 dead"

Mwahaha. >:]

"SuperPeach"

...54 translations later we get:

"Furnace treatment."

Huh?!

The text in my sig:
"Before you criticize someone, walk an mile in their shoes.
Then, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away.
And, you'll have their shoes."

54 translations later:
"If not kidorokhasipsyoh. For remote computer. Some criticism and shoes. This is important."

"The prisoners are fat."

...54 translations later we get:

"Ass"

"The ferrets bask in the limes as a bureau devours your pancreas."

...54 translations later we get:

"Ferrari taxi and ask the most important food."

"Red 尔米 Nuns were arrested."- Bad Translator Yes, I am the fun in fundamentalism.
Teller of untruths, your pants have combusted.
I am ProtoZone, destroyer of the Minus World! (According to lz)
"When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead."- Barney Stinson
My Youtube Account
ProtoLoggery "

...54 translations later we get:

"Dial -. Therefore, Interpretation of rules for their children.
Data from close range.
Playing field to destroy the world! (Business)
is a threat to my health Stimson offset collection neunitda
protologgeri
youtube cry -."

"Corbie is the best video game reviewer ever! =)"

...54 translations later we get:

"December reivunrebiu now;)."

"Hug somebody"
...54 translations later we get:
"A number of Vehicles."

Original text:

"Super Mario Brothers"
...54 translations later we get:
"Supamaryoburosu"
That's not a translation that's just a bad Japanese accent.

"Pooper nugget"

...54 translations later we get:

"Esgarryakryes general."

"You snort the nose Lucifer! banana, banana!"

...54 translations later we get:

"My blood is really red nose! Bananas!"

"AwesomeSauce"
Becomes....
"Formidable Sauce"
Becomes....
"Public"