Topic: Bad Translator!

"NintendoLife is my personal favorite website of all time!!! "

...54 translations later we get:

"J. onrainnintendo life:)!."

Original text:
"This is not enough Golds."
...54 translations later we get:
"Express many hours of sleep."

This one's not so bad:
"If someone is reading this... I must have failed."
...54 translations later we get:
"If you're reading ... Sorry"

Original text:

"The Bitter Taste of Truth"

...54 translations later we get:

"Pain"

"I'm gonna miss all of you at NintendoLife while I'm in Italy for three weeks. =( Are you gonna miss me?"

...54 translations later we get:

"My three Nintendo (l = 주 going down?" [Whoa, is that kanji, or, whatever Japanese letter that is?]

Original text:

"I'll miss you, StarBoy! Have fun! =D"

...54 translations later we get:

"Starboi glad I know! Plugin = true."

Original text:

"Vivi is my favorite character from Final Fantasy IX."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nuts, as in the past fantasos 9."

...Wow. Here are some funny mid-Translations:

Pee your favorite Final Fantasy IX running.

Peas can be performed, for example, 9 of Final Fantasy.

"Mario eats Bowser."
...54 translations later we get:
"Marino Grand fruit."
WTF?

"Corn pancakes taste like Fruitcake."
54 translations later ...
"Uefa and drink."
What's Uefa?

Edit - I looked it up and apparently UEFA stands for Union of European Football Administrations. Because European football leagues are obviously closely related to whatever degenerate matter comes out of my brain.

"I am six feet tall."

...54 translations later we get:

"Step 1" [That's an interesting translation]

"If a zombie unicorn were to exist, would it use its horn like a drill to attack other unicorns?"
54 translations later...
"To prevent blood buffalo Scan?"

"My top three favorite" {Kirby} " games are Kirby's Dream Course [3], Kirby Super Star [Ultra] [2], and Kirby's Dream Land 3 [1]." [I forgot to add "Kirby" after "favorite"]

...54 translations later we get:

"3 [3] bryant, second by Pumpkin] (T] 3 I) [pumpkin's dream [star] very good [."

Original text:

"All your base are belong to us"

...54 translations later we get:

"Total Assets."

"Sex."

...54 translations later we get:

"Paul."

"I is the most amazingest greatest person in the entire sub-universe" (Which is true, by the way)
54 translations later:
"The best of the best Teams ever."

Original text:

"Yar, har, fiddle dee-dee. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Yaruhariyana National pirates must immediately release in 1912! You pirates"

"Ass clown"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ass clown."

Oh yeah!
Ass clowns can survive the translator!

"Now that's just a bunch of hocus-pocus mumbo-jumbo"

...69 translations later we get:

"Now it's just a lot of hocus-pocus idol"

Original text:

"It is the Super Mario Brothers Super Show"

...54 translations later we get:

"Search supamaryoburazazusupa."

"Make me a sammich, *****! "

...54 translations later we get:

"Sammy dog!"

"PEANUT BUTTER SLAP! you needed that..."

...54 translations later we get:

"Oil on my face ... On"