Topic: Bad Translator!

Original text:

"Take your hands off me you damn dirty ape. "

...10 translations later we get:

"Dirty monkey hand function."

Original text:

"Do you know what Rick Rolled is?"

...25 translations later we get:

"Rick Roll you know!"

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Original text:

"And remember... no smokin', and no flash photography!"

...54 translations later we get:

"... Flash memory, Smoking!"

Not quite as funny as some of the translations that came before it, though:

And do not forget ... do not smoke and do not flash!
I remember ... There is no smoke without a flash!
... I remember smoke and no flash!

Thnaks for sharing this site, Starkiller, it's now in my Favorites file.

"Can you guess my thoughts on SoulBlazer?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I can only imagine the costumes or ideas."

Apparently not.

Original text:

"Will the world as we know it end in december 2012? "

...10 translations later we get:

"The world is ending in December 2012, in order to know?"

You can't stop there Bad Translator,finish the sentence dagnabbit!!!

Original text:

"Can you dance?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Want to play?"

Original text:

"Hey, you. Yeah you. No, the other guy. You! Yes, you! Guess what? ..... The game. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes, Sunday has two children; It is a game closely would you say? ......"

The translator is mentally incapable, just like all the people who believe that nonsense, so why believe it?
_{I got "World in december 2012 closed"}

"I have a wonderful singing voice "

...54 translations later we get:

"I) this song, love."

"How is your world domination comming along?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Or private sector management."

@Protozone How dare you diss the Translator!! _{mentally incapable indeed,thats my new best friend your slating}

Original text:

"Has 007 got rick rolled?"

...10 translations later we get:

"007 hired Rick?"
evededntaly
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"Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz"

...54 translations later we get:

"Pp pp pp pp pp pp pp C" [What happened to my trademark 'sleep' post?]

Original text:

"What is the meaning of life?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Meaning of life."

Do you like spaghetti? -> People?
All toasters toast toast! -> Gifts Toast for all
This is an EPIC FAIL -> Epic
Nintendo is awesome! -> Nintendo is Amazing!
You win! -> T
A winner is you! -> Win!
If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. -> Hotel nuneyitdamyeon.
The cake is a lie. -> Cake
SpaghettiToastBook is the best. -> Best pasta.

That last one translated into "Spaghetti Toast Facebook better." after translating from Danish to English.

Original text:

"Does TLink9 mention Rick Astley just a little bit too much?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Roykeasi drinks 9 day."

Thought so

"son of a submariner"
...54 translations later we get:
"Wednesday"
...54 translations later we get:
"World"

''Roykeasi drinks 9 day"

...54 translations later we get:

"Friday, paradise roikeasi September"

Original text:

"Is Iron Man 2 awesome?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Iron man 2 pieces?"

Original text:

"Who has the funk?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Romance?"