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OldBoy

Original text:

"Take your hands off me you damn dirty ape. "

...10 translations later we get:

"Dirty monkey hand function."

What's this bit for again?

Original text:

"And remember... no smokin', and no flash photography!"

...54 translations later we get:

"... Flash memory, Smoking!"

Not quite as funny as some of the translations that came before it, though:

And do not forget ... do not smoke and do not flash!
I remember ... There is no smoke without a flash!
... I remember smoke and no flash!

I feel my mind dissolving around...
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A Backloggery in progress.

StarBoy91

Thnaks for sharing this site, Starkiller, it's now in my Favorites file.


"Can you guess my thoughts on SoulBlazer?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I can only imagine the costumes or ideas."

Apparently not.

To each their own

OldBoy

Original text:

"Will the world as we know it end in december 2012? "

...10 translations later we get:

"The world is ending in December 2012, in order to know?"

You can't stop there Bad Translator,finish the sentence dagnabbit!!!

What's this bit for again?

TLink9

Original text:

"Can you dance?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Want to play?"

That is TLinkerbell to you!
[17:17] theblackdragon: considering i have neither an xbox nor a ps3 :3
[17:17] Corbie: Nintendo fangirl alert!!!!
[17:17] James Newton: Uh oh
The James Ne...

Original text:

"Hey, you. Yeah you. No, the other guy. You! Yes, you! Guess what? ..... The game. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes, Sunday has two children; It is a game closely would you say? ......"

*Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
all the way to Dublin, Whack follol de rah!*

Macaronius

Luigi78 wrote:

Original text:

"Will the world as we know it end in december 2012? "

...10 translations later we get:

"The world is ending in December 2012, in order to know?"

You can't stop there Bad Translator,finish the sentence dagnabbit!!!

The translator is mentally incapable, just like all the people who believe that nonsense, so why believe it?
I got "World in december 2012 closed"

[Edited by Macaronius]

*Hunt the Hare and turn her down the rocky road
all the way to Dublin, Whack follol de rah!*

StarBoy91

"I have a wonderful singing voice "

...54 translations later we get:

"I) this song, love."

To each their own

TLink9

"How is your world domination comming along?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Or private sector management."

That is TLinkerbell to you!
[17:17] theblackdragon: considering i have neither an xbox nor a ps3 :3
[17:17] Corbie: Nintendo fangirl alert!!!!
[17:17] James Newton: Uh oh
The James Ne...

@Protozone How dare you diss the Translator!! mentally incapable indeed,thats my new best friend your slating

[Edited by OldBoy]

What's this bit for again?

"Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz"

...54 translations later we get:

"Pp pp pp pp pp pp pp C" [What happened to my trademark 'sleep' post?]

To each their own

Aenaida

Original text:

"What is the meaning of life?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Meaning of life."

Untitled

I feel my mind dissolving around...
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A Backloggery in progress.

SpaghettiToastBook

Do you like spaghetti? -> People?
All toasters toast toast! -> Gifts Toast for all
This is an EPIC FAIL -> Epic
Nintendo is awesome! -> Nintendo is Amazing!
You win! -> T
A winner is you! -> Win!
If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book. -> Hotel nuneyitdamyeon.
The cake is a lie. -> Cake
SpaghettiToastBook is the best. -> Best pasta.

That last one translated into "Spaghetti Toast Facebook better." after translating from Danish to English.

OldBoy

Original text:

"Does TLink9 mention Rick Astley just a little bit too much?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Roykeasi drinks 9 day."

Thought so

What's this bit for again?

Oregano

"son of a submariner"
...54 translations later we get:
"Wednesday"
...54 translations later we get:
"World"

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TLink9

''Roykeasi drinks 9 day"

...54 translations later we get:

"Friday, paradise roikeasi September"

That is TLinkerbell to you!
[17:17] theblackdragon: considering i have neither an xbox nor a ps3 :3
[17:17] Corbie: Nintendo fangirl alert!!!!
[17:17] James Newton: Uh oh
The James Ne...

Original text:

"Is Iron Man 2 awesome?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Iron man 2 pieces?"

That is TLinkerbell to you!
[17:17] theblackdragon: considering i have neither an xbox nor a ps3 :3
[17:17] Corbie: Nintendo fangirl alert!!!!
[17:17] James Newton: Uh oh
The James Ne...

Original text:

"Who has the funk?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Romance?"

That is TLinkerbell to you!
[17:17] theblackdragon: considering i have neither an xbox nor a ps3 :3
[17:17] Corbie: Nintendo fangirl alert!!!!
[17:17] James Newton: Uh oh
The James Ne...

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