Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

No, Puke is his favorite color.

Is Princess Peach pretty?

No. It's red but Mario took it first because he was born first.
How many ghosts are there in your house.

No, she got plastic surgery.
How many ghosts are there in your house?

16 and a half.

Are you a keyboard?

No, I'm a mouse.
Have you seen the news?

Nope, only the olds.

Where is my cat?

I was hungry, so I ate it.
Am I sitting or standing?

You're dead.

Why am i in a room?

Because you where scared of birds after watching the movie Legally Blonde.
Who lieks ice cream?

I liek ice cream.

Who wants cookies made from a dragon?

I do!
Who wants hawks for dinner?

Not me.

Why is there an emoticon based on sarcasm?

i dunno
what is my name?

pikmaniac02

Why does the day February 29^th only appear after every four years?

Because God said so. Deal with it.
[@turtlelink: Legally Blonde is actually a good movie (i think) ]

How are you?

Terrible. A fish beat me in a starring contest.
Do you has?

I doesn't had.

Wow. what happened?

_{[I dislike the sarcasm emoticon]}
Something unusual.

Anyone watch any good movies lately?

Yes! i watched The Losers! and it was soooooooooo good.

Now?

Now what?

Can you play an instrument?