Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Xkhaoz · 2009-07-11T21:05:01+00:00

O.K., this is a forum game that I played on the Scratch forums. It's where you ask a stupid question, and get a stupid answer. Like this: Why did the chicken cross the road? To play Water Warfare. Why is Sonic awesome?

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veeflames
Fri 15th Apr 2016

As you are hungry.
Why is the guy next door friends with the cookie monster that lives under my bed?

God first.
My Switch FC: SW824410196326

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Chibita64
Sat 16th Apr 2016

They both eat the cookies at your house.
Why is it so hard to find sand?

Currently playing: J-Stars Victory VS. (PS4), Ms. Pac-Man (PS4), Mole Mania (GB/3DS), Kirby's Dream Land 3 (SNES/Wii)
Currently watching: Hack My Life, Impractical Jokers
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2,583
NintendoFan64
Sat 16th Apr 2016

People everyone got rid of it or being coarse and getting everywhere.
I wonder what's for dinner?

There is nothing here...except for the stuff I just typed...

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Tyranexx
Sat 16th Apr 2016

Dunno, ask Eggman. With a name like that, he should know something, right?

Why don't penguins wear pajamas?

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2,585
Nicolai
Sat 16th Apr 2016

Because their natural tuxedo coat means they always party without stopping.

Would Splatoon have sold better if it was sung by Frank Sinatra?

Got married.
Nico-loggery! - || - Time Zone: CST (-6:00) - |...

Switch Friend Code: SW-7850-8250-1626 | My Nintendo: nicolai8bit

2,586
Chibita64
Sat 16th Apr 2016

Not if the music in Xenoblade Chronicles X was sung by Snoop Dogg.
Why do you keep making promises?

Currently playing: J-Stars Victory VS. (PS4), Ms. Pac-Man (PS4), Mole Mania (GB/3DS), Kirby's Dream Land 3 (SNES/Wii)
Currently watching: Hack My Life, Impractical Jokers
YUGAMI NEE NA!

2,587
Whydoievenbother
Sat 16th Apr 2016

Because 42.
Can a match box?

[Edited Sat 16th Apr 2016 by Whydoievenbother]

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
Light Yagami, Death Note
"Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack! I can't wait 'til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!"
Phillip J. Fry, Futurama

2,588
Tyranexx
Sat 16th Apr 2016

I wouldn't think so. It lacks arms. Besides, we don't want it burning with rage when it loses.

Why are male cattle in Barnyard portrayed with udders?

Currently playing: Pokemon Scarlet DLC, Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury (Switch)

"Love your neighbor as yourself." Mark 12:31

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Whydoievenbother
Sun 17th Apr 2016

They aren't male.
Why is there a sky?

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
Light Yagami, Death Note
"Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack! I can't wait 'til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!"
Phillip J. Fry, Futurama

2,590
Chibita64
Sun 17th Apr 2016

Because we wouldn't have houses.
Is there a red lobster?

Currently playing: J-Stars Victory VS. (PS4), Ms. Pac-Man (PS4), Mole Mania (GB/3DS), Kirby's Dream Land 3 (SNES/Wii)
Currently watching: Hack My Life, Impractical Jokers
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2,591
crimsontadpoles
Sun 17th Apr 2016

No. All lobsters are green, which is why they aren't creative.

How do I teach a cat to fly?

The Deer Club has a bond harder than deer crackers.

Switch Friend Code: SW-5487-8712-2210

2,592
Whydoievenbother
Sun 17th Apr 2016

With the power of determination.
Why do people buy early access games?

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
Light Yagami, Death Note
"Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack! I can't wait 'til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!"
Phillip J. Fry, Futurama

2,593
Nicolai
Sun 17th Apr 2016

They're actually trying to steal the declaration of independence.

Who was president before Nicolas Cage?

Got married.
Nico-loggery! - || - Time Zone: CST (-6:00) - |...

Switch Friend Code: SW-7850-8250-1626 | My Nintendo: nicolai8bit

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Whydoievenbother
Sun 17th Apr 2016

Toby Fox. He filled the country with determination.
Will Kanye West become vice president?

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
Light Yagami, Death Note
"Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack! I can't wait 'til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!"
Phillip J. Fry, Futurama

2,595
Chibita64
Tue 19th Apr 2016

Not before he becomes Mayor McCheese.
Can I outrun?

Currently playing: J-Stars Victory VS. (PS4), Ms. Pac-Man (PS4), Mole Mania (GB/3DS), Kirby's Dream Land 3 (SNES/Wii)
Currently watching: Hack My Life, Impractical Jokers
YUGAMI NEE NA!

2,596
Nicolai
Tue 19th Apr 2016

Life? No. A Cheetah? No.
Me? Probably. A Cheeto? definitely.

How do I tie a clip-on tie?

Got married.
Nico-loggery! - || - Time Zone: CST (-6:00) - |...

Switch Friend Code: SW-7850-8250-1626 | My Nintendo: nicolai8bit

2,597
Whydoievenbother
Tue 19th Apr 2016

You don't.
What is the square root of 1?

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!"
Light Yagami, Death Note
"Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack! I can't wait 'til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!"
Phillip J. Fry, Futurama

2,598
Tyranexx
Tue 19th Apr 2016

Wait, math is adding in plants now? What is this madness?! Who cares if a root is square?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Currently playing: Pokemon Scarlet DLC, Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury (Switch)

"Love your neighbor as yourself." Mark 12:31

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Chibita64
Fri 22nd Apr 2016

The world may never know.
You know what I'm saying?

Currently playing: J-Stars Victory VS. (PS4), Ms. Pac-Man (PS4), Mole Mania (GB/3DS), Kirby's Dream Land 3 (SNES/Wii)
Currently watching: Hack My Life, Impractical Jokers
YUGAMI NEE NA!

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Tyranexx
Fri 22nd Apr 2016

How can I know what you're saying? I can't hear you speak!

Why does the moon have a face?

Currently playing: Pokemon Scarlet DLC, Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury (Switch)

"Love your neighbor as yourself." Mark 12:31

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