Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Mario would be mad. He loves cake.
Are you on planet Earth right now? Be honest.

It would be over the Meme like Bacon butter on Montana toast. Which is like Texas Toast except nobody lives there.

If I had a heart, who should I give it to?

Inkling.
When did the Wii U come out? And does it have a new controller?

No, Hideo Kojima is.

Does the 3DS let you view things in 4D?

Yes, fight fire with fire, so more racoons!
Should I try and beat a Pokémon game in it's entirety with nothing more than a Level 1 Magikarp?
Edit:Ninja'd

No, the food is cuter
Is Mario 64 a Bubsy 3D clone?

Of course not, DNA does not work on Robots...not yet anyways. But soon, soooooon....>[O_O]<

How to make pie???

By running so fast towards a wall, you get tired, sit down with a glass of OJ Simpson and just melt.

OOPS?

Superglue
How do I survive massive leaps without having multiple bones broken like Link does?
Edit: Ninja'd

No, because Ash is Immortal and would use his god-like Pikachu to take down Captain Planet in an epic battle which I have stunningly recreated here:

Run run, little one! Fast as you can be! Go Go Go! But I must know: what is it that you see?

A blue blur.
Is the 360DSP made by Microsoninty?

Thank you

No, it's made by Ouya.
Is the world about to implode?

Only on Tuesdays.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Only on Tuesdays. Holy crap, we think alike, TSR...also that was rediculously late. :T

@Sergio - It all goes well with the Guile Theme, so the obvious answer is Bob Saget.

I huff and I puff and I...what now?

Go and lie down.
If a tangerine and a stethoscope were in a fight, what time would the bishop play Mahjong?

The second one makes senseless so going have to with option number first.

If cats really are an oranges best friend; why do criminals steal all the pears?

Try your local library.
Did Shulk 'vision-ed' he forgot to turn off the oven?

Yes.
Vee von shcee bon do, spedoo pedoopedoo, yee borg da doong ban dong dang, bork bork bork! Does anyone know what that is? I strangely am now craving turtle soup...

No, so Let it Go!

If Sally ate 2 apples and Danny ate 3, who cares?

Disney sitcoms. Maybe a huge meteorite would land on Disney and wipeout the sitcoms.
Ha. Sonic '18 leaked.
Will I win an Oscar?