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GamerZack87

Because practice makes perfect. Then again, nobody's perfect...okay, I'm confused.

GamerZack is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
How could that happen? Am I a Pokemon?!

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

TheKingOfTown

Yes. You are a secret legendary in Gen 6 that has just been revealed.
Am I a Digimon?

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

PSN ID: CTID16

FriedSquid

Honestly I'm really confused by that question and am just going to fogret I ever read it.

We're on a forum, and this is crazy, but I am asking you a question, so answer it maybe?

Sav'aaq!
A Miiverse admin's first day on the job.
"Samus is under fire! She's sent an emergency directive! Join the fight!"
My Squidloggery

GuardianKing

Oh, salutations in a language you've never heard of, and probably won't bother looking it up. Greetings, and welcome to Ask a Stupid question, Get a Stupid Answer.

MechaSquid wrote:

Honestly I'm really confused by that question and am just going to fogret I ever read it.

We're on a forum, and this is crazy, but I am asking you a question, so answer it maybe?

That's a very good question, and the answer is; tenderloin chicken.

With onions.

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

MikeDanger

Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

It's called reversed Psycology; Spaghetti brain!

Why can't we breathe water? I mean it has oxygen and hydrogen, both clearly found in the air we breathe.

[Edited by MikeDanger]

Fan of: Shin Megami Tensei/ (Classic) Mega Man/ Pokemon/ Batman Arkham/ Metal Gear Solid/Peanuts/ DBZ/ Regular Show/ Power Rangers/The Walking Dead/ Invincible/ Detective Comics/ Secret Six/ Immortal Iron Fist/ Lobo/ Green Lantern
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Reala

Because there are no mermen to convert the water for us

why does gizmondo own 3DS so much?

Reala

GuardianKing

MikeDanger1 wrote:

Why can't we breathe water? I mean it has oxygen and hydrogen, both clearly found in the air we breathe.

That's a very good question, and the answer is: because water is a secret agent on a mission to destroy humanity. You see, one day, mother nature and father nature were fiddling around, when all of a sudden, mother nature had a spill. Since her dress got all wet, she went into her room to change. She then realized the mess was all over her, and decided to take a shower. After she was done in the shower, it was getting pretty late, and she was very tired. She quietly, and delicately put away all her jewels in a case, combed her hair, removed her makeup, and was contemplating what nightgown she should wear. That's when father nature came in from behind, and obstructed for you own sanity.

And that's how the chicken crossed the road.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

GuardianKing

Reala wrote:

why does gizmondo own 3DS so much?

That's a very good question, and the answer is: they were paid to do so. But not by Nintendo, oh no. You see, one day, small aliens were watching the E3 2010 broadcast, and saw the Nintendo 3DS. They loved it.

So, they waited a year or two for the system to be popular, and violently assaulted the Gizmodo offices, gunning down thousands of innocent turkeys. The wales had no choice but to retaliate, bringing in Pokemon into the fight. Unfortunately, this upset the people of Hyrule causing mass hysteria.

And they all brutally massacred the chickens, and lived happily ever after.

Yes.

Why is bluetooth not blue? Where's the tooth?

Banker-Style

It's invisible.

Why makes McDonalds so Mcing tasty?

Nintendo Network ID: Da-Banker
3DS XL FC:3265-6271-5244
In 3000 years time,people will remember the name,Da-Banker,for being such a [Censored]

MikeDanger

Erm... Batman! You can't go wrong with Batman!

Why was Transformers 3 such a bad movie? ( Like if I didn't already know the answer...)

Fan of: Shin Megami Tensei/ (Classic) Mega Man/ Pokemon/ Batman Arkham/ Metal Gear Solid/Peanuts/ DBZ/ Regular Show/ Power Rangers/The Walking Dead/ Invincible/ Detective Comics/ Secret Six/ Immortal Iron Fist/ Lobo/ Green Lantern
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GamerZack87

Too much Wheelie, not enough Defensor.

Am I the only one on these forums who thinks that apples grow on apple trees?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

GuardianKing

GamerZack wrote:

Am I the only one on these forums who thinks that apples grow on apple trees?

That's a very good question, and the answer is: yes you are. You have brought shame upon the House of SonyLife, completely and utterly disregarded all barriers of time and space, broke every law put in place to stop radicals like you from thinking that way. The chicken is coming after you, and don't you try to escape for the rats shall seize the pumpkins by the head and fate shall unwind, revealing the location of the Lost City itself.

Hamster Jelly.

With onions.

What's your favorite number? Remember; there is only one right answer.

Kumquats.

With a side of hamster jelly.

Yes.

HADAA

GuardianKing wrote:

What's your favorite number?

My favorite number is your mom's. See, I even have it on speed dial right here.

**Rrrrring**
"Heeeey cutie pie, I was thinking about you and I've got plans for us tonight...."
Oops, I apparently just ass-dialed.

Why am I so awesome?

[Edited by HADAA]

3DS friend code: 0989 1737 4397

X:

Mieu-Fire

cuz your not
whay dont chickens fly

MANGO

Mieu-Fire

ermm you now why
why have i been addicted to dynasty warrior gundam 3 lately and i hate the dyansty warrior sereis

[Edited by Mieu-Fire]

MANGO

GamerZack87

Because that's not a DW game. It's a tasty sammich.

What did the mermaid see a movie?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Hokori

Sea
Where will I meet my love?

Digitaloggery
3DS FC: Otaku1
WiiU: 013017970991
Nintendo of Japan
niconico community is full of kawaii!
Must finish my backlagg or at least get close this year
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