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GamerZack87

Nope, you'll just let out a giant FART!

Why do you have a piece of beef jerky taped to your face?

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CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

randomlypikachu

keeping beef jerky on my face stops the pixies from stealin my buttery potatoe salad >.>

if i drink 2 gallons of sunkist and pass out will i have a dream about eating links left hand to get the triforce so i can grab the hammer on the other side of the bridge to make mother brain fall into the lava that has no business being inside a pokemon center while reggie is a purple pikmin whos getting his body ready to jump over barrels in order to save princess ash from donkey kong who is riding on the back of wario?

just a nintendo gamer on a nintendo related site (who wouldve seen that one coming?)
the random user name randomly became a Pikachu.

thesignpainter

No, you will just have a dream about drinking more sunkist.
Who is that standing behind you?

All the children try to run,
To him its part of the fun.
His branching arms are for collecting,
His face is empty of expressing.
He sometimes hums a lowly drone,
He will wander 'round your home.
Dressed in darkest suit and tie,
He won't let you say goodbye.

GamerZack87

Huh? Oh, that's just my stalker. He's waiting for the right moment to pounce, chloroform-soaked cloth in hand.

How many times do I have to tell you not to leave your socks on the couch potato? >:[

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Genostar09

None times, I think your a beautiful whale.

If I have five dogs and you have four cats, how many watermelons are on the roof?

Genostar09

Banker-Style

69 melons on the roof.

Is Boris Johnson's my baby?

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kyuubikid213

Only if Oliver Johnson's his cousin.

What color is red?

I own a PS1, GBA, GBA SP, Wii (GCN), 360, 3DS, PC (Laptop), Wii U, and PS4.
I used to own a GBC, PS2, and DS Lite

I'm on YouTube.

I promise to not derail threads. Request from theblackdragon

I pro...

H_Hunter

It's usually red, but if you look closely... well, you'll find out it's red as well!

Can Hulk and Angry Birds become friends?

3DS Friend Code:Moody2578-3840-9329

geek-master

it would make since because marvel is owned by Disney now.
can you go wrong? thinking, nothings wrong? tonight?

This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade. And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

Mieu-Fire

go figure it out
do people live in houses

MANGO

geek-master

no. houses live in people
why does skype suck so bad on android?

This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade. And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

Mieu-Fire

because android sucks on skype
why are people so obsessed with COD

MANGO

JustAnotherUser

cause it's hardcore, theres blood and graphiks are amasing.
Is Michael Patcher your favourite analyst?

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JustAnotherUser

GamerZack87

No, my favourite annelids are the ones in the Worms series.

Did you hear about this hot new developer in WarioWare: D.I.Y.? They say his skills are average at best. Heard of him, have ye?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Banker-Style

Yeah I heard of him,his name is Barack Obama,and most of his games involve him playing basketball.

Do you do it on a do dar day?

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GamerZack87

I think the real question here is "Do you do it on a do-da-day?".

Did you remember to buy a bottle of trash, feed the milk, walk the baby, put your dogs back into your toy chest and take out the toys?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

Snagrio

Nope, because I was too busy having my video games play me.

If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

Snagrio

TheKingOfTown

Because he got suspended from school yesterday.
What if I got suspended on the first day of school this Monday?

Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

PSN ID: CTID16

GamerZack87

Because your TV's speakers are filled with peanut oil butter brittle clusters.

Did you know that there is a 51st US state called Yomom?

"Pay me 20 Rupees and I'll talk."
CHINK
"Never forget the comfort of freshly-washed shorts."

HADAA

Yes, and I heard that bachelors love to go and have fun in Yomom. Even I visit Yomom once in a while too.

Why do I suck at New Super Mario Brothers 2?

[Edited by HADAA]

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