Topic: Peach DLC

The jerks in Scranton just changed Peach Project 2020 into Peach Project Holiday 2019. Everyone’s hired! Bring some friends. I just bought Skunk Software. They’ll be here tomorrow. I’m interviewing a developer in an hour, I forget his name at the moment, but it was all caps. AHOD!

They _do_know that’s gonna push Pikmin 4 back again, right?
And why is there already concept art of Bowsette in the bathroom?!

That’s fine. Pikmin fans will wait patiently for decades, all but one of them. Just switch all our progress since Hey Pikmin over to 2D again & sell it. We’ll start fresh in 2020.

If I have to work daily I might strike. If we get more devs on board, can I go back to working 5 day weeks?

So I'm hired? I was just getting my CV ready

This Insta-Influencer (forgot his name) had an amazing theory about Peach Pass 3 being pre-released before Peach Pass 2. It will include Peach DLC in Doom 1 and 2 and Doom 64 which will hit NSO this year's holiday season. Might need a Bethesda-account though.

I know it's a little farfetched, but one can hope right. Let's see what today's Direct will bring.

We are busy with it now

@Bankaj Here at Nintendo we cannot confirm nor deny the truth to this rumour.

@Bankaj - I knew we had a leaker in the office. We need to identify and silence this pantless influencer. We must not allow anyone to know that Peach Project Holiday 2019 Vol. Three comes with a device to transport the consumer to another similar dimension where volumes one and two are already complete. It’s the only way we’re getting this Peach Project and the audio project out the door on time. Quantum physics. Simple.

The leaker is probably @HobbitGamer. He seems a likely suspect.

It’s not me this time! I was only watching Quantum Leap reruns and tweeting about it. I’ve never even been to Bethesda, Maryland.

Are you guys for real on this? Like will I be seeing this on the switch eshop anytime soon on odyssey, or Mario maker 2, or even Super Mario bros U deluxe? This is a dream come true

Oh and if she dose come out for New Super Mario Bros U deluxe, or Mario Maker 2 I was thinking that she should work just like the Peachet Power up for toadet which would make her a really OP character and a nice reward for finishing the game.
When she's small she'll just be able to hover but when she's bigger she can use the boost And it would be great for her to be able to use all the power ups in their respective games.

We are just a bunch of buffoons playing along.

Er- I mean, we have nothing to announce at the moment.

Oh...

Well ain't that a Peach

@Morpheel Whaddya mean? I just finished the concept art! Don't tell me we canned it!

Canned Peaches are good too

Welp, back to Pikmin 5 I go. It's gonna be a loooooong 10 years before we finalise development and another 5 years to officially announce it. Miyamoto wants both 4 and 5 shipping within a year of each other, so we're holding 4 back.

Did someone say peach pie?

@G-Axle-Toad - Everyone except @Matthew010 is messing around, but now I’m looking forward to this concept art. I’m a huge Peach fan though, and I’ve always wanted her to have her own full blown 2D or 3D console game where she’s the hero.