August2009

  • Review Texas Hold'em Poker (WiiWare)

    Can't read my, can't read my poker face, p-p-poker face!

    Apologies to Lady Gaga (well, actually to everyone reading this who may have heard that song and will now have it stuck in their heads), but you will be wondering exactly that after playing any amount of the latest Texas Hold 'em game from Gameloft. Before going further it's important to...

  • Review Sexy Poker (WiiWare)

    Put on your Wii gloves…

    Filling the hole in Wiiware’s library of card games is Gameloft’s Sexy Poker, the self-proclaimed “first sexy poker game on the Wii.” It certainly is unique, but has Gameloft dealt their latest offering a winning hand? The first thing that must be said about Sexy Poker is that this is an M-rated game. For many of...

  • Review Guitar Rock Tour (DSiWare)

    All the right notes, just not in the right order.

    Guitar Rock Tour is a rerelease of the game of the same name we saw on Nintendo DS late last year. The game falls into the genre of games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, albeit on somewhat of a budget. There are fifteen tracks to tap along to and two modes of play over three levels of difficulty...

July2009

  • Review Brain Challenge (DSiWare)

    Make your grey matter

    The DS is rightly lauded for introducing many new gamers to the fold, and it’s pretty much single-handedly created the “brain training” genre - whether that’s a good thing or not likely depends on whether you’ve played more than three games on your DS in the past four years. Gameloft already had a crack at the genre...

June2009

  • Review Asphalt 4: Elite Racing (DSiWare)

    Quick off the grid.

    For all Nintendo’s innovation in creating its DSiWare download service, it can’t be helped noticing that the Big N’s contribution to the line-up is pretty lacklustre – its calculators and clocks are derided, and for every Art Style there’s a Master of Illusion Express. They would do well to learn from Gameloft, who are...

May2009

  • Review Pop Superstar: Road to Celebrity (DSiWare)

    This one definitely goes through to the next round!

    The premise is a common element of Saturday night television: a young hopeful with aspirations of stardom and a desire to perform on one of the seemingly endless “talent” shows. Previous games, especially on the handheld platform such as the 2003 Gameboy Advance title Pop Idol (American Idol in...

April2009

  • Review Real Football 2009 (DSiWare)

    A good effort, but does it hit the back of the net?

    As the first Premium title available on DSiWare, there’s a certain amount of expectation surrounding Gameloft’s Real Football 2009. Do you get enough game for your 800 Points? First things first – Real Football 2009 is more or less a straight conversion of the same game that was released on...

November2008

  • Review Brain Challenge (WiiWare)

    It's time to dust off the old grey matter and challenge your brain

    If a WiiWare review can be judged on the sheer amount of notes taken then Brain Challenge deserves an award. We tried hard to fit everything on two sheets of A4 and still failed. While essentially being a copy-cat of Nintendo’s immensely popular Brain Age games; Brain Challenge is...

October2008

  • Review Midnight Bowling (WiiWare)

    How many points does a game score for a gutter ball?

    Gameloft has given Wiiware some of its best titles like Midnight Pool and Wild West Guns, so it was with great anticipation that we sat down to enjoy their latest offering, Midnight Bowling. Although some would argue that Wii Sports renders any other bowling game redundant, we feel that there is...

August2008

  • Review Midnight Pool (WiiWare)

    Gameloft's best selling mobile hit comes to WiiWare, but does it clear the table?

    This week's WiiWare download is something we’re sure every Wii owner was waiting for with bated breath... an adaptation of a mobile phone pool game! However, before you dismiss this casual game as a redundant substitute for Wii Play, read on to find out why every one...

  • Review Wild West Guns (WiiWare)

    Saddle up the horse and reload your six shooter - it's time to earn your badge, partner...

    As children many of us spent several lazy afternoons watching old cowboy flicks, so it seems almost criminal that this classic Hollywood genre hasn't been granted a decent videogame adaptation for some time. Last generation's GUN was a modestly successful...

June2008

  • Review Block Breaker Deluxe (WiiWare)

    Can this Arkanoid clone match the block-breaking fun of its predecessors?

    Arkanoid clones were two-a-penny many years ago, particularly on home computers; however gamers have not been treated to many games like this in recent times. It would seem the timing is perfect for Gameloft to bring the first game in their successful cell-phone based Block...

May2008

  • Review TV Show King (WiiWare)

    Step on up to the Wheel of Fortune

    TV Show King makes us wonder what the difference is between a video game and a regular game. We're aware that they’re judged by different criteria; for instance, no one complains that Monopoly hasn’t updated its look in about fifty years, while the control scheme of Hungry, Hungry Hippos would be lambasted by...