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Male, United States

My favorite video games are platformers and RPGs, however my favorite series has to go to Pikmin. I would consider myself an expert at platformers, but I'm sure there are people out there much better than me! I also like video games with a lot of secrets, and I am very fond of level editors.

Fri 4th January, 2013

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MasterWario commented on The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes Director...:

@Yorumi Alright, I'll wait till Xenoblade actually comes out, but so far I haven't heard the avatar talk once.

And it probably is bs, because he seems as upset as an old krabby patty. He wants to make fun games, not make socially perfect games; because that's impossible.



MasterWario commented on The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes Director...:

@Yorumi I mean, if the characters of the game were three Zeldas and you could dress them up in different ways I would be just as ok with that. Which either way, it's an interesting artistic expression of the developers that (as long as the game is mechanically good and doesn't have anything too offensive) I'd enjoy experiencing.

I understand your point, but the whole reason I got into video games is to experience worlds that I couldn't experience otherwise; if we need to cater to everyone when making a game with customize-able characters, I'd rather never see customization again. Because let's be real, people will never stop asking for more catering, at least I don't see it ever stopping. Honestly, I'm still disappointed that Xenoblade Chronicles X has an avatar player; I feel it will be a much less immersive experience because of it.



MasterWario commented on The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes Director...:

Really guys? Really? (To those asking about this stuff)
I have no problems playing whatever gender/race my character is in my game. It's a game design choice and anyone who's upset about it is starting to lose a grip on what a video game is in the first place.



MasterWario commented on Poll: How Excited Are You About Nintendo's E3 ...:

GOTTA HAVE Super Mario Maker and Yoshi's Woolly World! And Paper Jam too, cause the quality in the Mario & Luigi Series is always super high.

Some people will like amiibo festival to be sure, but I have no idea why Nintendo decided to put the time and investment into something like that. It's ridiculous.



MasterWario commented on Next Metroid Prime Home Console Title "Would L...:

Ha ha, all these people saying they're moving on to other consoles. I'm just not going to buy any! Ha ha ha ha ha...ha.

But seriously after Mario Maker comes out and they hopefully get King K. Rool into Smash, I'll be good. Tropical Freeze and Returns already came out so no new DK platformers for a while, and it doesn't seem like there's a new Super Mario title coming out either. I really think I'll be done after the Wii U.



MasterWario commented on Reaction: Nintendo's E3 Digital Event Brought ...:

I went and watched the one last year and, several titles shown in this direct were shown last year... that's pretty bad.

But whatever; Splatoon is loads of fun and I'm still really excited for Mario Maker and Yoshi's Wolly World.

It's just that E3 this year was about a waste of time. The puppet sections were funny and I liked hearing about Mario Maker, but I didn't care much for anything else. The Mario & Luigi title will probably be really fun, but I'm still just weirded out by it.



MasterWario commented on Poll: What Did You Think of Nintendo's E3 Digi...:

What it all boils down to is this: Nintendo didn't need an E3 presentation. All the games people are excited for are games that we already knew about. If you don't have anything else to show you may as well not have done a direct.

I already was going to get Yoshi, Mario Maker, Xenoblade X.

The Mario & Luigi game was the only notable title for me, which I still think is weird.

Also no King K. Rool announcement for Smash. I am disappointed.



MasterWario commented on Get Messy in Splatoon's Latest Free Stage, Kel...:

@Yorumi I think Nintendo also had this fear of everyone just glancing over their new IP, but after it selling well, they still kept the same schedule because the way Nintendo works they'll continue to release everything the way they planned to. I'm the same way so I understand where they're coming from. They probably rushed the game a little bit too, and didn't want to go full throttle on everything yet in case things weren't working quite right. As much as we expect Nintendo to be a mastermind at all this video game stuff, I can totally see them being nervous. And when I'm nervous, I certainly don't do everything all it once.

I guess what I'm trying to say is this could very well be a deliberate, poor decision by Nintendo. But this could also be Nintendo making more conservative decisions (which are incidentally poor) because they are nervous and want their game to perform well, technically, socially, and sales wise.

Nintendo made the wrong decision either way, but on one hand Nintendo is scum, and on the other Nintendo made an honest mistake. Even if you are right about the problem, a good number of people will be offended if your conclusion is that Nintendo is scum, especially if the game is as fun as it is.



MasterWario commented on Get Messy in Splatoon's Latest Free Stage, Kel...:

I have so much more to learn and practice, so I'm not really concerned with the way they are releasing things. I can definitely see the problem, but Nintendo is always a bit wacky and I've come to accept that. The fact that they made an extremely fun game overrides any sentiments of the way they handle things in my case.

@Yorumi I honestly believe it's to generate hype for those who haven't bought the game yet. It's not for those who already bought the game. Cause when you think about it, every time something gets added news sites write articles about it, like this one. It's definitely annoying for people who've already bought the game, but they want as many people to play this game as possible. I mean, I almost glanced this game right over, and it's the most fun I've had in video game in quite some time!



MasterWario commented on Talking Point: Retro Gamers Beware, PAC-MAN 25...:

@luke88 I heard that too... he had to be kidding. Right?

Score chasers are boring as ever. I like adventure games, and that means not starting back at the same location when I die...otherwise it defeats the entire purpose, unless dying really hard to do (i.e. I could see a game where the whole purpose is to not die, and making small mistakes just does some damage and then you have to eat some food or something)



MasterWario commented on Editorial: The eShop's Pricing Dilemma is the ...:

Man I wish I could comment, but money isn't exactly something I have very much of for games right now...
I can say one thing though: I'm sick of Steam and the way it makes me buy a ton of games that I hardly care about because its on some super sale. I'm pretty much done with Steam, that service can be a bunch of baloney.



MasterWario commented on Stretchmo, Known as Fullblox in Europe, is Ava...:

@Bat-Moves98 Coming from someone who like Crashmo but not as much as Pushmo, the puzzles in Crashmo are really peculiar and if it's not your type of thing you'll get lost pretty fast. Almost everyone liked Pushmo, but Crashmo is only for certain types of puzzle fans (i.e. people felt betrayed because they didn't find it as playable as Pushmo)