Topic: Nintendo Life RPG: Choose your opponent!

^w00t! What d'ya say to that mr tingleman?

is tingles rosy rupeeland out in america?
Well you guys are all dead so it doesnt work anyway

I'm a robot, I don't 'die' as you life-forms call it

well im chuck norris and i dont die because gods cant die ....except in scribblenauts

METAL PUNCH TYLERO09!!

tylero09's Batteries fall out, and tylero09 "dies"

Uses Elixir. All HP and MP recuperated.

Attacks SUPERZELDAMAN with Spank Slap, which doubled to 55 HP loss

me got infinity hp points you scurvy dogs! Yarr not one o' ya can touch me!
Uses walk the plank attack
instank KOs Starboy
YAAAARR HRR HARR i got 20 golden doubloons

Ditto. I'm not even part of this RPG soo....I win

Ok, this is gonna be confusing, so...

BP flees the battle!
Success!
BP turns off his Nintendo DS!

Metal Punch BP's DS!

The DS flies over and smacks BP in the face causing 150 Damage.

It's Super Effective!!!

Heck yeah it's Super Effective!

MetalMario hit himself with Recoil!!!

Chadthegamer uses Mechagodzilla!!!
Attack: Metal Mario!!!
RAWR!!!

MetalMario is confused!!!

AGH!!! What is the color 4?

MetalMario hit himself in confusion!!!

The pancake squad stole my ostrich ham.

Mechagodzilla gives Blue Protoman DSi

LEVEL UP!!!

Now... Mechagodzilla attacks Metal Mario with irken's house!!!
Metal Mario loses 500 HP

comes to

YOSHI RAMPAGE!!!

Yoshis come and throw chadthegamer off a cliff

999 Damage!!