Indisputable fact: dinosaurs are awesome. Giant, majestic beasts who would just as soon munch a twig as rip your face off with their crazy teeth, they really have few equals on this planet in terms of sheer cool. Dragons and giant sharks are pretty rad too, but neither of those girls are clever enough to figure out a door handle.
That's why we're pretty bummed about Ubisoft's 3DS launch title Combat of Giants: Dinosaurs 3D: it takes one of the most amazing things to stomp around on Earth and plonks it into a drab fighter. Not that this is unprecedented, as earlier entries in the series on both DS and DSiWare have all been somewhat underwhelming, but a kid can dream, eh?
There's this really evil dinosaur dictator called the Arkosaurus, see, who broke free of its imprisonment and is bent on taking over the planet, killing off pretty much every lizard in its path. Four hero dinosaurs from differing families must step up to stop him, and that's where you come in.
Dinosaurs 3D takes the combat of Punch-Out!!, simplifies it and surrounds it with extremely linear "exploration" periods that mostly amount to walking forward to your next bout, collecting bones and equipment upgrades, while yelling at smaller animals along the way. Battles are highly telegraphed, with enemies flashing red right before they attack and giving you time to figure out which direction their attack will strike so you can dodge and pounce accordingly. Occasionally they flash blue, and if you sock one in that state you'll get a special Dino Strike to unleash some Dino Pain. There's also a finite area element to battles, and each successful blow will knock the knocked dinosaur back — making ring-outs an entirely viable factor in victory or defeat.
It may sound like it has a lot of depth, but it's tough to argue that it does given how easy and obvious each fight actually is. Granted, this is a game geared towards kids, and perhaps this reviewer has become something of a curmudgeon in his old age, but battles quickly get repetitive, predictable and boring enough that we can't imagine many kids wanting to stick with it on the strength of combat alone. Nor can we picture why anyone would want to continue trudging through the between-battle portions, which are dubbed "exploration" sections yet are anything but; they're jungle corridors with some twigs to break. However, it is the only place where you'll find bones, which unlock new colours for customising your dinosaur and reveal "fun facts" about each species.
There are four classes of dinosaur — predator, hunter, charger or defender — that each must complete their hero mission, but they all seem to behave the same apart from the expected size:speed ratio. Completing one campaign allows you to call on that hero during combat in your next dinosaur's journey.
As you play you'll unlock droves of equipment to fit your dinosaur that modify statistics like power and health, and the frequency in which these are doled out brings a sense of constant reward. These items can be traded with a friend locally and new ones can be plucked as if out of thin air through StreetPass if you and your stranger designate the same family of dinosaur for the ether. If they differ then you battle — the only form of competitive multiplayer here — and the winner snags a reward; the loser presumably cries.
It's not the most visually striking of games, but seeing reasonably OK dinosaurs in stereoscopic 3D is pretty neat, and the sound strikes just the right balance between cheesy and Jurassic Park. The two are mutually exclusive, we assure you.
Conclusion
Dinosaurs are awesome, but you wouldn't really know from playing Combat of Giants: Dinosaurs 3D. Kids and kids-at-heart may get a thrill out of seeing dinosaurs kinda-sorta duke it out in 3D, but the game itself fails to offer much beyond its really simple structure and fight mechanics, both of which get old just a little too quick.
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I knew from start that most of launch games wont be good. But this one looked very nice. Too bad:( thank you for review.
Great review, Jon!
Having owned the game since last Thursday (when I went to Toysrus for the buy 1 get 1 50% off deal) I have played about 10 hours of this. The visuals are the best thing this game has going for it. The music isn't too shabby, and the 3D effect is nice! The main factor is though that the gameplay feels shallow. The patterns in the enemies attack are very easy to see. Heck the final boss had a pattern of 3 or 4 attacks that was simple to discover on my first go. I've cleared the game as 8 of the 20 dinosaurs, and I plan to finish it with all of them eventually. Since I got it for half off I feel that fits the price more, but even then it feels like it should be $15. A 4/10 is the exact score I gave on the backloggery (2/5=4/10)! It is a good game, but the gameplay is very shallow. There are much better launch titles to pick up (like SSFIV3D, Steel Diver, Pilotwings, etc.). Of the 12 3DS games I have this is my least favorite unfortunately. I love dinosaurs also.
Also something seems wrong with the following sentence in the review:
These items can be traded with a friend locally and new ones can be plucked as if out of thin air through StreetPass if you and your stranger designate the same family of dinosaur for the ether.
Should that last word not be other instead of ether?
Another fail.
that really sucks
I was kinda expecting it though....
Huh kinda expected something like this to happen with that game.
Great review, Jon, it had me laughing quite a bit.
Too bad. I may pick it up eventually when it drops down to 5 bucks or so just for the 3D dinos because I'm crazy about dinosaurs.
Also, I love the Jurassic Park reference in the tag line of the review. lol
lol That line "Hold on to your butts" From Jurassic Park.
That tagline is awesome.
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Oh, I thought he was referring to the fact that you're staring at your dino's butt most of the game.
@Metroid133 It means "designate your dinosaur for thin air", i.e. "the ether". Either word works, but ether is better
+1 for the Jurassic Park tagline
Why do people even bother reviewing this?
The ether exists I tell you! shakes fist
The Jurassic Park reference tag line, seriously made me laugh out loud. Great review!
So..... I'm the only one who truly enjoys this game?
@Triforceofcourage Because we wanted to review every single 3DS launch game, which we've now done. I don't believe many other sites can say they've done that!
if anything like combat of giant dinosaurs on wii leave it well alone!!!
I know I will get this but I'm not willing to pay $40 for this one, I'll wait for $20 like the other versions.
"evil dinosaur dictator"
Why couldn't this be in a good game?
@kkslider: Star Fox Adventures?
I didn't find the whole Dinosaur series too great anyways.
@Jon.... so did you miss the part in Jurassic Park where the velociraptor open a door?
Great review man!
@slapshot82: Raptors, yeah, but not giant sharks or dragons! Unless velociraptors are giant sharks, in which case public schooling has failed me horribly.
Man, I really want to watch Jurassic Park now.
It is really repetitive. But i found that its not a 4/10 game. I'd give it a 7/10 score. But i LOVE Dinosaurs, so i guess my rating would be pretty biased, lol. To each his/her own i suppose
My 7 year old nephew enjoys this game.
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