Y'know, "slow news day" isn't just a thing that happens to journalists. Sometimes, on a quiet July Friday, with nothing much on the slate, a community manager might just create a goofy post about Sonic's legs.
At least, that's what the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account is doing right now. They posted the tweet below at around 12pm Eastern Time:
The original tweet (at time of writing) was at 44,000 likes, which means that poor Sonic currently looks like he's been on the rack for the last 30 years:
Please. For the love of Sonic's physiotherapist. Stop liking the tweet.