Apologies for the Phantom Menace spoilers, but quite frankly, Anakin Skywalker might not have become such a whiny, genocidal grown-up if someone had just given him a mild, non-lethal lightsabering as a kid.
In LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, you can attempt to end the Skywalker Saga before it even begins, but the LEGO developers saw it coming, and have apparently turned off damage on child characters. In isolation, this totally makes sense: The only kind of person who would willingly kill younglings is probably a pretty evil guy, but also, can we not kill this one child to save a bunch of future children? What a philosophical conundrum we have on our hands.
Or not. Some players have absolutely no qualms about showing Anakin Skywalker what the inside of a lightsaber looks like:
But, and this is a strange sentence out of context, not being able to damage children actually turns out to be a good thing, because you can use it in the game as an exploit to go to areas you might not be able to reach otherwise, as seen in this clip where Qui-Gon Jinn goes ham on a 9-year-old:
Again, we do not condone trying to slice children in half with a laser-sword. But if this one child was accidentally fed to the Sarlacc, preferably before the pod-racing segment of The Phantom Menace, we might be tempted to look the other way.
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"Mild Cartoon" violence.
I guess killing younglings in the jedi temple is an oversight and will be patched then
The fact that they even let you attack them to begin with is already a controversial feature.
Snake, what have you done!? You've changed the future!!!
Anakin constantly getting beaten to a pulp is an actual speedrun strat, I'm dying.
Can you hug Anakin? Maybe that's all he needed.
And then the world wonders why anakin ended up the way he did.
Now for young Boba Fett...
Join me and we'll rule the game.
Anakin
Lego Star Wars fans: "Anakin is a psycho that kills kids".
Also Lego Star Wars fans: "why won't they let me kill this child?"
That's the one thing I enjoyed in dragon's dogma. You can grab children and throw them off cliffs😄😅..is there something wrong with me?
Angels don't post stories like this, @KateGray.
(😁 Just messing. Amusing story)
Anyone who attacks children in a game deserve to be flogged by a cackle of angry chickens like in Zelda.
I admittedly attacked Anakin inside Watto's shop before he is officially introduced...it was for science.
@PhhhCough You can do that? I can't wait to try that out.
I did this almost immediately. But I also grew up in the "let's drown our toddler Sims in the pool" era
They love to ruin the fun of killing...bahahahha
I feel like games should let me butcher whomever I please.
That is until I accidentally hit the wrong button and slice the NPC I was trying to trade with.
So, the fans were the psychos all along.
A weird message to be sending to your customers, but I’m not a Star Wars fan, so... raspberry
Guys, you don’t get it. Anakin saw the future where all of the younglings grew up to become genocidal maniacs themselves. He had to become one genocidal maniac in order to save the galaxy from a hundred genocidal maniacs!
Look, a working PIÑATA simulator!
No one can kill a Jedi.
@BoilerBroJoe Story checks out.
Palpatine was probably going to train up all those kids to be force welding sith assassins. Anakin may have single handedly saved the rebellion!
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