Mario Mario and Luigi Mario are the undisputed icons of Nintendo's long-running Super Mario series. But what if they had a secret, long-lost brother... called Pablo?
This photo of some innocent sausages might seem like naught but a coincidence, but we know that Nintendo loves creative marketing and fun ways to tease their new games. Why not sausages? Why. Not. Sausages.
Don't tell us that this isn't an accident on the sausage company's behalf — they've even made Luigi green and Mario red. Pablo, however, is orange — which would be a welcome new colour in the Marioverse. And then, imagine: We could have Wapablo, alongside Waluigi and Wario! He would be blue, and since Wario is short and stinky, and Waluigi is tall and weirdly flirty, Wapablo could be shy and medium-sized.
Is this important news? No, not in the slightest. Do we like speculating about sausages? Absolutely.
Pablo matches the colors of an old datamine within Mario 3D World that contained a specific "Character Select" color scheme.
inb4 "Slow news day huh?"
I really appreciate all the news stories you've produced, today more than ever @KateGray
From lewd boobed figures to mouthful mode Kirby articles, they all put a smile on my face.
On a more related note ... I'm not at all familiar with Mario lore, but are Wario or Waluigi related or just demented twins from an evil dimension? What if one of them used to be Pablo?
Wouldn’t it make more sense it it were Paulo rather than Pablo?
Well if theres ever a third Mario brother, I would prefer for them to be a different color than the one used (orange).
I think Blue would be a good fit.
Ah now there's no need to fat shame them. I thought you were better than this Kate tsk tsk tsk.
In Mario Tennis there's a strange third brother dressed In Blue, I finally have a name for him
@PaulEd7 it would be Paolo, to be precise 😬
It being 1:46 AM here, I read the title twice, just to be sure.
Why am I even here? This just sounds dirty
Surely it’d be “Wablo”
I just assume it's like the Hemsworth brothers, where two of them are famous and adored, while the other one is just left as a jobbing plumber, up to his elbows in bathroom sludge. Poor Pablo.
I suspect they are sausages from different countries. It's probably an embutidos, a chorizo.
However, raakamakkara is Finnish for raw sausage or a move from Dragonball Z.
@Cero Woops, yeh of course. Should concentrate more on what I’m doing lol
Stanley from Donkey Kong 3 should be related to Mario and Luigi. I’m thinking a cousin maybe.
I think this warrants a video discussion with Kate and Alex.
I think I speak for us all when I ask, what happened to the crabs?!
Why do the sauages have actual names? Aren't they usually just called "chicken" or "beef" not "Pablo"
I always thought I saw 3 brothers years ago or maybe that was wario
The Pablo label looks the same colour as the old Donkey Kong Game and Watch. Hmmm...
Mario and Luigi could have a 100 half-sisters and half-brothers because of their philandering father.
Pablo never asked for any of this. Please respect his privacy.
I like the pablo.
I would play as Pablo
What next? Rosaweiner?
This wouldn't have happened if Elden Ring was released on Switch.
We don’t talk about Pablo…no no no
"They don't. But they COULD" --- the second I saw that, I figured this must be an @KateGray article. 😂
Kinda can’t believe you get paid for this
I think something more like Raphael
Pablo's been in and out of rehab for his crippling shroom addiction, that's why we never hear about him.
I thought everyone knew about regular Guiseppe
@Bass_X0 Stanley kinda does make sense as the third Mario brother, perhaps because he shares Mario and Luigi's arcade origins. I'm not sure if he should be related to them, but it would be great to have him back in a future Super Mario game, just like Odyssey brought back Pauline. (Well, she appeared in some of the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games, but still.)
Thanks to Dorkly, Regular Guiseppe is the third Mario bro. in my headcanon.
Pablo must be Mario's Spanish half-brother.
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Pablo the Mario Brother? I thought not. It's not a story the Toads would tell you. It's a goomba legend. Pablo the Mario Brother was Dark Lord of the Goombas, so powerful and so wise he could influence the sprixies to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark side that he could keep the ones he cared about from getting stomped on. The Dark side of the Mushroom Kingdom is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be...exploits. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice, Bowser, everything he knew, then his apprentice stomped on him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from getting stomped on, but not himself.
there is a youtuber named vinesauce and they made a 3rd orange mario brother named spondage, sponge for short, and his mustache is larger than the other 2 brothers because it “soaks up all of the sadness in the world leaving him sad and depressed”
Makkara is the name my family uses for summer sausage
When I was a kid my mother made some joke about how Mario and Peach had secretly had a baby called Giovanni. I became obsessed with this idea and repeated it to everyone who would listen. Then Mario Golf came out with Baby Mario as a playable character and I was overjoyed at the "proof" of Giovanni's existence.
@PessitheMystic me neither
"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Koopas, not join them! Bring balance to the Mushroom Kingdom, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother, Pablo! I loved you!"
@KateGray Thank you for today's Wapablo news. Sometimes I feel like that guy just doesn't get enough love.
Imagine having inside data and being desperate to share but having to resort to selling meat to do it because NDAs won't allow you to do anything else xD
Excuse me what the heck
This just made my day
Wait, I thought it was their father? Remember this guy @kategray?
I wouldn't waste time posting a comment about two plastic toys and a plate of sausages.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
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