In what is possibly the most random of 'random' articles we've ever published, we bring you the all-important news that an official Sonic The Hedgehog-themed curry has launched, causing some rather surprising bathroom dramas across Japan.
Sega has teamed up with Geek Life to create this official Sonic dish, with the packaging proudly stating that the “curry colour is just as blue as Sonic’s brilliant blue!”. Mixing it up with some rice and other bits and bobs creates a complete Sonic face, allowing you to devour him as he stares into the inner depths of your hedgehog-killing soul.
As it turns out, that jolly statement doesn't really do the true blue power of the product justice. YouTube channel, Retro Core, has uploaded a video showing the product's box - which is a lovely recreation of the Mega Drive box art - as well as preparing and eating the meal itself.
They seemed relatively happy in the video, albeit acknowledging the fact that the product was a bit "disgusting" looking, but the YouTuber left a reply to one viewer which might make you think twice about trying it for yourself.
"Yeah, I was a bit unsure that I really wanted to put that stuff in to my mouth. It made my tongue and teeth blue and even turned my poop blue two days later. God only knows what colour the inside of my stomach was."
So there you have it, eating Sonic curry makes your poop blue. Maybe this is one for the bucket list?
[source vg247.com]
Comments 44
Artificial colours...
This should never have been.a thing.
Wow, that sounds remarkably unhealthy. Considering most food coloring is petroleum based....yeah....that really seems like a bad plan....
Two days later? Dude needs to eat more fiber.
What's wrong with normal curry!? Who needs a weird blue version?
Gotta get the runs faster!
@Corleonis88 That was my main takeaway from this!
@Kimyonaakuma Japan.
What's wrong with normal [INSERT]!? Who needs a weird {INSERT} version?
LOL.....This was a good laugh for the morning
@ryancraddock "Maybe this is one for the bucket list?"
The porcelain bucket list, most certainly.
Leaves a Blue Blur in your pants...
No poop pics? 💩
I'm not saying I think he is lying........but as a parent of a kid who really likes Blue Moon ice cream.....I'm guessing the poop is more green........or this is some blue food coloring on levels unknown of in the known universe
@AdReNaLiNFaLc0n I scrolled through this article so slowly so as to make sure there weren't any.
What if he was only jocking about the poop?
Since everything else was blue I guess the inside of his stomach was blue too.
Definitely brings a new meaning to "gotta go fast"
Blue Curry ?!
SEGA was Too Edgy in Culinary too.
Btw, why the heck we are talking about go to toilet in rush ?
Thanks for this Unusual article.
I wasn't sleepy again just now.
WARNING !!
DON'T EVER Cook Blue Curry with Blue Ring Octopus !!
It's .......
@Kimyonaakuma
"What's wrong with normal curry!?
Who needs a weird blue version?"
This Blue Alien maybe...
Um, speaking about Blue Food, there is a REAL Blue dishes and edible too.
It is Kerabu Rice from Malaysia.
Don't worry about Blue color.
Kerabu rice using Natural edible Blue essence from Blue Butterfly Pea flower.
Kerabu Rice is one of Exothic Blue dishes yet still edible and safe.
And this is why we love you, Japan.
Weird, but the box artwork is fantastic! I'd buy it for that alone...
This is good for people that need blast processing.
The source is a comment on YouTube so I wouldn't read too much into it...
What is this I don't even....
Haha, I never thought I would see that headline on Nintendo Life...
Well I guess it's good knowing that it leaves the body.
So like a lot of Sonic games a blue turd.
tries to think of a suitable comment. fails
@Anti-Matter Sega does what normal-curry don't. XD
Yeah blue ringed octopus is dangerous.
@Anti-Matter. Wow! That's really pretty.
Sonic has run through many locals... guess your intestines are next...
What did they use, blue paint?
Judging from the last statement in the quote I must be god then, because I know his stomach was blue from the inside.
@JayJ No, yellow paint.
This will be my last meal.
I wanna try!
I'm poo da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da.
The curry was just poop mixed with blue paint, it just stayed the same.
This is what would happen if you eat a bowl of blue food coloring.
@Anti-Matter that dish looks absolutely divine. Name please, I'd love to try it.
@MaSSiVeRiCaN
That Blue Rice was Nasi Kerabu (Malay) or Kerabu Rice (English).
@Anti-Matter awesome thank you. Any chance I can get it served like that dish lol? Maybe u know what the name of the dish that the Nasi Kerabu is served with?
@MaSSiVeRiCaN
Nasi Kerabu is similar like Yellow Rice.
Usually served with some side dishes such as various herbs, fish meat-stuffed pepper, salted egg, fried fish, keropok and marinated chicken.
One plate of Nasi Kerabu with some side dishes = Full Stomach & Satisfied.
Sega's Sonic the Hedgehog.
WTF-specialist since approximately 2005.
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