So the Nintendo UK Twitter account up and posted this video from Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games recently. No rhyme, no warning. Such is art.
In your most desperate moment, when your back is against the wall and the light of hope is but a dim, warmless dot, may you remember this large, devious turtle tyrant joyfully cartwheeling and thumping his little clubs against the ground. Remember and believe.