Sporty Nintendo fans

While the rest of the world can satisfy itself with tiny cards and Wii Remote baskets, Japan just got an item to once again pique the rest of the world's envy – Mario and Animal Crossing themed handheld fans for 150 coins a pop at their local Club Nintendo.

This is especially distressing news for the rest of the world, who will most likely be quite angry that they can't purchase these in their own Club Nintendo shops, naturally increasing their body heat (especially about the face area) and reminding them that if they had said fans, they wouldn't be so hot. It's a vicious cycle for them, but in Japan, Nintendo fans can both keep cool and look cool doing it.